richc12 84 Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 nelson mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking beer when he hears a knock at the door. when he opens it, he is confronted by a little chinese man,clutching a clipboard and yelling,"YOU SIGN, YOU SIGN" behind him is an enormous truck full of car parts.. nelson is standing there in complete amazement, "i have not ordered this" chinese man looks very puzzled and consults his clipboard and says " you not, nissan main deala"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogsbollocks58 36 Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 very good ha ha ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 good un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boots 7 Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 nelson mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking beer when he hears a knock at the door. when he opens it, he is confronted by a little chinese man,clutching a clipboard and yelling,"YOU SIGN, YOU SIGN" behind him is an enormous truck full of car parts.. nelson is standing there in complete amazement, "i have not ordered this" chinese man looks very puzzled and consults his clipboard and says " you not, nissan main deala"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice one bud Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,529 Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richc12 84 Posted September 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 little johnnys teacher says,"whoever can answer the following questions can have half a day off fom school" who said " ask not what your country can do for you",, before johnny could answer jenny shouts " john f kennedy" teacher says "very good jenny,you can go home" teacher asks who said " i have a dream",, before johnny could open his mouth, mary shouts" martin luther king" teacher says excellent mary, you can go home too.. jonny is raging and just as teacher turns her back, johnny says," i wish those bitches would keep there F*****G mouths shut"... teacher looks and says,"who said that" johnny replies "wayne rooney, see you tomorrow"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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