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Just been out up the town for a few bevvy's courtesy of my uncle......

 

started in the aussie bar (walkabout) as it was £1 a pints, had 2 pints of good old cider, then about 5 vodka + coke/redbulls.

 

then we went to a place called "cassa" where i had a bottle of "VK orange" and 2 d. vodka red bulls......

 

headed off to a wee club called Terminal 1 and had a bottle of "red square" As i was standing on the stairs, near the bog's (needed to get away from the thumping music) i decided to be sick all over the carpet, uncle then ushered me to he bog, where i was sick again before i managed the cubicle, then sick again, this time in the bog :sick: :sick: :sick:

 

Fortuneatly, none of the bouncers seen this, who seem to have their eyes on me most the time :ph34r:

 

Anyway after all the sickness stuff, i asked the toilet attendant (one of them foreign guys who sell aftershave) if he wanted a hand cleaning up (least i could do) "nah man its cool, its cool" :D

 

i then drank water, and plenty of it :drink:

 

anyway, i felt shite after that so deciided to leave, grab a chicken burger and have a stroll home about a mile, which took me 3/4 hour. Not sure weather my room will spin once i get to bed :sick:

 

imagine it will :( :sick:

 

sayin that, i have managed to type all of that without too many spelling errors, so i cant be that bad,

 

i didnt really have too much to drink, must have been a bad pint :(

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::clapper: Jeesus f*cking christ! And here was me, expecting to read ye say how ye'd been out with the lamp. Run this. Seen that many foxes. Tripped over a moving, gray carpet of badgers. Practiced some Escape and Evasion ..... And there ye are, chucking up in some vile f*cking night club! :laugh:

 

Ok, f*ck it. I can live with that! Here's me:

 

Been sat in here, most of the night. Poxy place has been slower ~ or my mouse and window opening has! ~ than a dreadfully painfull death.

 

I've popped off to a few other fora. Had various degrees of hard time with those. Finally, at 03:10, I decided 'shit or bust!' and tried to re prog this thing with a fresh OS. Charist! Then did it hit the fan!!!

 

I managed to somehow save my own sorry arse and am back - actually looking better than before I did what I just did! But I still figure I'm computer shopping. God knows what with, as I'm lining up to buy a frigging pony in a day or twos time! :icon_eek:

 

Mheanwhile / all this time: I've sunk 6 x 500ml cans of Guinness and am now just finishing off the first of my two triple Jack Daniels. That's all I allow myself and, quite frankly, about all I f*ckin need! :laugh:

 

I shall - shortly - crawl onto my futon. Cuddle up to Orange Dog. And pass out like a corpse till some time past noon tomorrow. Then I'll get up. Test this thing / have a blast in here. Then I have some work to do down my stables.

 

 

There. Just went for a piss. Came back and can't remember what in hell I've been babbling on about! Who cares?! :laugh: F*cking Great, isn't it?! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

 

 

PS. It was Obviously that Cider, ye silly c*nt! :sick:

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Last night I was mostly ............. :hmm:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Now try sleeping with that image in your head!!!! :laugh:

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