graham4877 1,181 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Dip here best mate! of the lass she hates the most! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I aint got that problem now & its just perfect Nor me!!! Feckin' great ain't it!!!! Oh yes .. i can do what the hell i like ..... when i like ... I know what you mean.... I'm a serial monogomist, I've just fallen out of one relationship and staggered into the next. First time I've been single for any length of time since I was about 20.... It's so nice not to have some other fecker messing with my head now. I can see clearly now the rain has gone!! Blah Blah!!! I am really enjoying the solitude .. my lads out most evenings so i am just doing my own thing .. watching a bit of telly as well summat i havent done for years i can go out for the odd evening as well now .. summat that was a no no previously Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Buttermilk Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 `just tell her she looks a like she gained some weight, or say her mothers name during sex,, a couple of days of peace and quiet ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willum 89 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 one that gets my mrs going is you and your mum are 2 peas in a pod just the spit of her when you got the shits on if looks could kill i would be dead along while ago. that and when shes coocking in the kitchen try telling her what to do or how to do it propper boils her piss when she starts going off on one i just walk out and let her stew on it best way dosent bother me but anoys the feck out of her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I aint got that problem now & its just perfect Nor me!!! Feckin' great ain't it!!!! Oh yes .. i can do what the hell i like ..... when i like ... I know what you mean.... I'm a serial monogomist, I've just fallen out of one relationship and staggered into the next. First time I've been single for any length of time since I was about 20.... It's so nice not to have some other fecker messing with my head now. I can see clearly now the rain has gone!! Blah Blah!!! I am really enjoying the solitude .. my lads out most evenings so i am just doing my own thing .. watching a bit of telly as well summat i havent done for years i can go out for the odd evening as well now .. summat that was a no no previously Sounds like a bit of a control freak.... I married one of those, never again!!!! Me time now. Me and my sons. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Tell her do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Tell her do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Oh' I'm going to use that one!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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steboro 26 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 the best way to start a row.........................when me and the wife get ready on a saturday night to hit the town.just before we leave .i say to her ...u f*****g stink of fish..then i end up having a good night with the lads:victory: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I aint got that problem now & its just perfect Nor me!!! Feckin' great ain't it!!!! Oh yes .. i can do what the hell i like ..... when i like ... I know what you mean.... I'm a serial monogomist, I've just fallen out of one relationship and staggered into the next. First time I've been single for any length of time since I was about 20.... It's so nice not to have some other fecker messing with my head now. I can see clearly now the rain has gone!! Blah Blah!!! I am really enjoying the solitude .. my lads out most evenings so i am just doing my own thing .. watching a bit of telly as well summat i havent done for years i can go out for the odd evening as well now .. summat that was a no no previously Sounds like a bit of a control freak.... I married one of those, never again!!!! Me time now. Me and my sons. Thats pretty much what i am doing right now.. enjoying spending time with my son .. its great as we get on really well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PINNACLE 2,297 Posted September 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I aint got that problem now & its just perfect Nor me!!! Feckin' great ain't it!!!! Oh yes .. i can do what the hell i like ..... when i like ... I know what you mean.... I'm a serial monogomist, I've just fallen out of one relationship and staggered into the next. First time I've been single for any length of time since I was about 20.... It's so nice not to have some other fecker messing with my head now. I can see clearly now the rain has gone!! Blah Blah!!! I am really enjoying the solitude .. my lads out most evenings so i am just doing my own thing .. watching a bit of telly as well summat i havent done for years i can go out for the odd evening as well now .. summat that was a no no previously Sounds like a bit of a control freak.... I married one of those, never again!!!! Me time now. Me and my sons. Thats pretty much what i am doing right now.. enjoying spending time with my son .. its great as we get on really well Are you two flirting? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 98 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 `just tell her she looks a like she gained some weight, or say her mothers name during sex,, a couple of days of peace and quiet ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. could have been worse, could have been his gonker instead of his tounge, a young lad i work with did the same a month ago, called out his ex's name that his new bird hates, i think he has another ex now, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 997 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 when she asks," do you like my new perfume " that she did! i said what is it, frabreeze, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Just say "Darling, how do you fancy a long romantic stroll in the moonlight"? And when she replies "Yes" say.........."Good!!!, it's your f*****g turn to take the dogs for a walk".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 I aint got that problem now & its just perfect Nor me!!! Feckin' great ain't it!!!! Oh yes .. i can do what the hell i like ..... when i like ... I know what you mean.... I'm a serial monogomist, I've just fallen out of one relationship and staggered into the next. First time I've been single for any length of time since I was about 20.... It's so nice not to have some other fecker messing with my head now. I can see clearly now the rain has gone!! Blah Blah!!! I am really enjoying the solitude .. my lads out most evenings so i am just doing my own thing .. watching a bit of telly as well summat i havent done for years i can go out for the odd evening as well now .. summat that was a no no previously Sounds like a bit of a control freak.... I married one of those, never again!!!! Me time now. Me and my sons. Thats pretty much what i am doing right now.. enjoying spending time with my son .. its great as we get on really well Are you two flirting? Pinnacle.... Two grown ups of the opposite sex can enjoy a bit of banter without the need for sexual conation's. Kay.... It's so cool to be able to do things on your own terms without someone else sticking their awe in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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