John Keswick 119 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Kay.... It's so cool to be able to do things on your own terms without someone else sticking their awe in. FFS why dont you two get a room Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Great thread... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Kay, remember what i said, money, helicopter, fancy meal! Was it KFC or Burger King? Doesnt matter, you choose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 walk in the bedroom with a sheep under your arm, saying, this is the pig Ive been f*****g... when she says, idiot thats a sheep, say I was talking to the sheep boom boom I'll get my coat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dpb82uk 138 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Just say "Darling, how do you fancy a long romantic stroll in the moonlight"? And when she replies "Yes" say.........."Good!!!, it's your f*****g turn to take the dogs for a walk".... lol :lol: :lol: id say to my x going out wownt be to long and then stay out with the lads all nigth cum back pissup and pass out or fall asleep having sex allways got a slap for that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PINNACLE 2,297 Posted September 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 walk in the bedroom with a sheep under your arm, saying, this is the pig Ive been f*****g... when she says, idiot thats a sheep, say I was talking to the sheep boom boom I'll get my coat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Going out of a Friday and falling through the door early hours of Monday morning is usually a good way to start an argument . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Insist that your pooch has to stay in the bedroom whilst you get it on. There's nothing wrong with your best buddy spending quality time with you. Move her bookmark a few chapters. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 `just tell her she looks a like she gained some weight, or say her mothers name during sex,, a couple of days of peace and quiet ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. i got bitten somewhere else and yes it hurt wasnt even a girlfriend just some women me AND a mate pulled.we were 16,she was 30 odd.she bit mine while he was banging it,ahhh the good old days my wife never moans or nothing,can do no wrong in her eyes,used to bang her when i were 16 too so we were childhood sweet hearts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 `just tell her she looks a like she gained some weight, or say her mothers name during sex,, a couple of days of peace and quiet ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. i got bitten somewhere else and yes it hurt wasnt even a girlfriend just some women me AND a mate pulled.we were 16,she was 30 odd.she bit mine while he was banging it,ahhh the good old days my wife never moans or nothing,can do no wrong in her eyes,used to bang her when i were 16 too so we were childhood sweet hearts "Pulled".... Sure she never bit it trying to escape..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) `just tell her she looks a like she gained some weight, or say her mothers name during sex,, a couple of days of peace and quiet ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. i got bitten somewhere else and yes it hurt wasnt even a girlfriend just some women me AND a mate pulled.we were 16,she was 30 odd.she bit mine while he was banging it,ahhh the good old days my wife never moans or nothing,can do no wrong in her eyes,used to bang her when i were 16 too so we were childhood sweet hearts "Pulled".... Sure she never bit it trying to escape..... is that what all the "im coming!" she was shouting.. maybe she was shouting it to a friend who was somewhere either way,ive got a scar Edited September 16, 2010 by "Earth!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 `just tell her she looks a like she gained some weight, or say her mothers name during sex,, a couple of days of peace and quiet ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. i got bitten somewhere else and yes it hurt wasnt even a girlfriend just some women me AND a mate pulled.we were 16,she was 30 odd.she bit mine while he was banging it,ahhh the good old days my wife never moans or nothing,can do no wrong in her eyes,used to bang her when i were 16 too so we were childhood sweet hearts "Pulled".... Sure she never bit it trying to escape..... is that what all the "im coming!" she was shouting.. maybe she was shouting it to a friend who was somewhere either way,ive got a scar That was your mate shouting "Incoming" ya daft c**t......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 `just tell her she looks a like she gained some weight, or say her mothers name during sex,, a couple of days of peace and quiet ...my room mate at uni's boyfriend did that and she bit his tongue really, really hard. Everyone woke up and we had to stem the flow of blood with a tea towel, he had to go to casualty ...it was all very traumatic and he had a bit of a misshapen tongue afterwards. i got bitten somewhere else and yes it hurt wasnt even a girlfriend just some women me AND a mate pulled.we were 16,she was 30 odd.she bit mine while he was banging it,ahhh the good old days my wife never moans or nothing,can do no wrong in her eyes,used to bang her when i were 16 too so we were childhood sweet hearts "Pulled".... Sure she never bit it trying to escape..... is that what all the "im coming!" she was shouting.. maybe she was shouting it to a friend who was somewhere either way,ive got a scar That was your mate shouting "Incoming" ya daft c**t......... if only you knew the man im on about,wouldnt put it past the man.he would f*ck a hole in the ozone layer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 I love THL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted September 16, 2010 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 just some women me AND a mate pulled.we were 16,she was 30 odd. bet that was like chucking a sausage up an alleyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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