had to giggle

[garfield 23]

Well today our prestigious little village of Todmorden had a visit from hrh the Prince of Wales, the whole village has been engulfed in police all the back streets, now to the title of this post i recently bought a bsa hornet off the bbs and it turned out to be knackered and the seller has agreed to take it back, once it was packed up in a long brown box i set off to the post office in the heart of the village, wanting to avoid the busy crowds i went down the back streets with my very suspect looking package

anyway i went past the makeshift command station of the police with all its top brass outside "fagging it" and not one thought to ask me what i was doing so close to the royal procession it wasnt until i got to the post office that an old lady said to me "your brave carrying something like that" i told the only thing thats funnier is that "there is a rifle in the box" you should have seen her face

[Phantom 631]

Saw that on Calendar News at dinner,

 

They were more concerned about the Anti Netto Brigade giving old chuck grief!

 

You could have walked it down in a rifle sling and they wouln't have given crap, but If you'd had a yellow and black plazzy bag and a lighter

 

Phantom

[garfield 23]

hihihi i've yet to see the news but honestly the building that netto have bought to turn into a car park is beautiful and the council couldnt be arsed to pay 300 thou for it its a bloody joke and we already have a morry's and a lidl so why a netto whats next a bloody mc d's

[markha 99]

Mc 'd's! you gota be joking mate, what it needs is a little chef and a travel lodge

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Well today our prestigious little village of Todmorden had a visit from hrh the Prince of Wales, the whole village has been engulfed in police all the back streets, now to the title of this post i recently bought a bsa hornet off the bbs and it turned out to be knackered and the seller has agreed to take it back, once it was packed up in a long brown box i set off to the post office in the heart of the village, wanting to avoid the busy crowds i went down the back streets with my very suspect looking package

anyway i went past the makeshift command station of the police with all its top brass outside "fagging it" and not one thought to ask me what i was doing so close to the royal procession it wasnt until i got to the post office that an old lady said to me "your brave carrying something like that" i told the only thing thats funnier is that "there is a rifle in the box" you should have seen her face

 

 

 

Sound's about right Joey....... they were proberbly discussing thier next expenses scam........bless 'em a ?...

[stealthy1 3,964]

Maybe they thought you were taking back a pair of cordroy trousers to M and S for a five pound voucher

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Maybe they thought you were taking back a pair of cordroy trousers to M and S for a five pound voucher

 

 

If the had of stopped him with that box Stealthy....they would have been BROWN Cordroy's

[just jack 998]

couple of threads rolled into 1

i like it