JackWilliams 1 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Your going to have to bear with me here, but this is a funnny story. Im a regular follower of our local hunt Pentyrch Hunt. Being 17 and "wild" myslef and my best mates always go to the fuctions - Puppy shows, balls, dinners, race evenings etc. Last nite was the Annual Racing evening, wher you have the tapes of races and bet on the winners. All good fun with a few pints thrown in. Now the evening was going well, and one of the masters called me over to introduce me to this lady. The lady in question is about 55-60 years old, she told me she had a huge rabbit infestation on her fields, after telling me where the fields are i realised where her land was and it turned out she is right, as ive lamped it before in the past, although i dint tell her that!! So phone numbers are exchanged , and i wander back off to the bar. My mates gave the usual shit off "nice bird, good pulling skills" etc. I orderd a pint and carried on enjoying myslef, suddenly this old lady comes over and starts a converstaion, all the boys are looking, plus the whip, huntsman and his wife, and unfortunaltley they have a wicked sense of humour, they cottoned on to this and took it the wrong way. Suddenly i felt her hand rubbing my buttocks, and i stiffend up, all the boys had seen this and were rocking laughing!!, she kept hugging me and kissing me on the cheek :kiss: , i didnt know where to look, or what to do!! Eventually after about 10 mins of this she left to go home. Then the mickey taking and abuse started, and eventually i saw the funny side. But bugger me, all that for a bit of permission - no thanks ill take up fishing instead!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swanseajack 227 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Your going to have to bear with me here, but this is a funnny story. Suddenly i felt her hand rubbing my buttocks, and i stiffend up, all the boys had seen this and were rocking laughing YOU WHAT ??? STIFFENED UP, like HAD A STIFFY..... omg you just admitted to having a stiffy of a 60 year granny, openly on a public forum..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marco 24 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Your going to have to bear with me here, but this is a funnny story. Suddenly i felt her hand rubbing my buttocks, and i stiffend up, all the boys had seen this and were rocking laughing YOU WHAT ??? STIFFENED UP, like HAD A STIFFY..... omg you just admitted to having a stiffy of a 60 year granny, openly on a public forum..... P.M.S.L Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JackWilliams 1 Posted December 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 :11: not like that :sick: like tensed you headcase. YOu must have dark secrets mate!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve109 43 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 the old bag could be worth a fortune.....just think of england.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 To get permission on "her infestation of rabbits" I'd have poked her! :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jane Russell Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Your going to have to bear with me here, but this is a funnny story. Im a regular follower of our local hunt Pentyrch Hunt. Being 17 and "wild" myslef and my best mates always go to the fuctions - Puppy shows, balls, dinners, race evenings etc. Last nite was the Annual Racing evening, wher you have the tapes of races and bet on the winners. All good fun with a few pints thrown in. Now the evening was going well, and one of the masters called me over to introduce me to this lady. The lady in question is about 55-60 years old, she told me she had a huge rabbit infestation on her fields, after telling me where the fields are i realised where her land was and it turned out she is right, as ive lamped it before in the past, although i dint tell her that!! So phone numbers are exchanged , and i wander back off to the bar. My mates gave the usual shit off "nice bird, good pulling skills" etc. I orderd a pint and carried on enjoying myslef, suddenly this old lady comes over and starts a converstaion, all the boys are looking, plus the whip, huntsman and his wife, and unfortunaltley they have a wicked sense of humour, they cottoned on to this and took it the wrong way. Suddenly i felt her hand rubbing my buttocks, and i stiffend up, all the boys had seen this and were rocking laughing!!, she kept hugging me and kissing me on the cheek :kiss: , i didnt know where to look, or what to do!! Eventually after about 10 mins of this she left to go home. Then the mickey taking and abuse started, and eventually i saw the funny side. But bugger me, all that for a bit of permission - no thanks ill take up fishing instead!!! That's the trouble with the younger bloke. Lack of experience Jane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eamon.Mc Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 THE OLDER THE FIDDLE THE SWEETER THE TUNE LAD!!!!DON'T FORGET THE K.Y JELLY!!!! :11: :drunk: :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elma-fudd 0 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 To get permission on "her infestation of rabbits" I'd have poked her! :sick: nearly wet my self at this topic :11: many a good tune been played on a old fiddle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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JackWilliams 1 Posted December 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 I went to the meet today , asked a few of the people if shes got any money, no one has stopped laughing since. Ill think ill just poach it instead. :11: . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve109 43 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 I went to the meet today , asked a few of the people if shes got any money, no one has stopped laughing since. Ill think ill just poach it instead. :11: . poach it or poke it or both Quote Link to post Share on other sites
badoosh 1 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 you want to give it a try mate she may have some more friends with rabbit infestation problems :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alastair Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 (edited) false teeth aswell, ......i can feel it know Edited December 9, 2006 by alastair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 fill yer boots mate, i'd have followed her home and showed her my ferret :11: , 15yrs ago when i was 20 i gave a 62yr old a portion of helmet and enjoyed every minute and there was no permission involved, just a young lad abliging an old girls wishes, yer mates are only jealous mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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