nuv 2 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I read in DB Plummer's book that Borders were 'notoriously slow to enter': I have a dog of seven years that will rag a hair brush and bark at the vacuum cleaner. If any Plummer owner out there thinks their dog can maul an electrical flex better than my Border, come forward now. If it cannot, then nothing will be said. If it can, I will publish the result on here and give the Plummer Terrier's owner a roll of 3M electrical tape as a prize. The best dog will then have to demonstrate using a 'Henry' vacuum that's plugged into the mains. As a safety measure, all electrical apparatus will have hard-wired circuit breakers to protect the Plummer owners when withdrawing their animals from the apparatus. All contestants are entitled to undertake a Portable Appliance Test before entering their terrier. Come on then....let's be avin' ya... Quote Link to post
bullsmilk 2 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 :11: very good sounds fermilier though :11: Quote Link to post
Simoman 110 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 :11: :11: :11: Now thats a challenge :11: Quote Link to post
austin 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 sounds like you been sniffing the toilet bowl again nuv :whistle: Quote Link to post
Guest Eamon.Mc Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Ad an extra challenge to that, shaking a floor brush and a mop, AND WHEN IT'S WET! A few more disiplines would make it more interesting it would also weed out the weaker entrants at an early stage! :whistle: Quote Link to post
Tommy Gunn 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 All these tasks are just in a normal days work for a Patterdale :11: Quote Link to post
blackfell 16 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 I read in DB Plummer's book that Borders were 'notoriously slow to enter': I have a dog of seven years that will rag a hair brush and bark at the vacuum cleaner. If any Plummer owner out there thinks their dog can maul an electrical flex better than my Border, come forward now. If it cannot, then nothing will be said. If it can, I will publish the result on here and give the Plummer Terrier's owner a roll of 3M electrical tape as a prize. The best dog will then have to demonstrate using a 'Henry' vacuum that's plugged into the mains. As a safety measure, all electrical apparatus will have hard-wired circuit breakers to protect the Plummer owners when withdrawing their animals from the apparatus. All contestants are entitled to undertake a Portable Appliance Test before entering their terrier. Come on then....let's be avin' ya... shit hot pmsl Quote Link to post
Guest houndblair Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 i have a border x lakie, i find it a pain in the aSS sometimes but a good ratter!! Quote Link to post
scotty3968 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 I BET YOURS COULDNT RIP A PAIR OF £85 TRAINERS UP IN LESS THAN 20 MINS WHEN LEFT ALONE..NOT A PROBLEM FOR A PATTERDALE,,,,LITTLE S**t... YOU GOTTA LOVE EM LOL LOL Quote Link to post
Berkutchi 0 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Hi ive never posted on this section before! My mother had Borders and two of them at 8months were sods then and tried to self enter at fox and yet most people that slant them and say their slow to work dont have earth dogs and i think just read Plumber books,and for the record i had a Patterdale untill last year due to a freak accident. Quote Link to post
kaney 9 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 I read in DB Plummer's book that Borders were 'notoriously slow to enter': I have a dog of seven years that will rag a hair brush and bark at the vacuum cleaner. If any Plummer owner out there thinks their dog can maul an electrical flex better than my Border, come forward now. If it cannot, then nothing will be said. If it can, I will publish the result on here and give the Plummer Terrier's owner a roll of 3M electrical tape as a prize. The best dog will then have to demonstrate using a 'Henry' vacuum that's plugged into the mains. As a safety measure, all electrical apparatus will have hard-wired circuit breakers to protect the Plummer owners when withdrawing their animals from the apparatus. All contestants are entitled to undertake a Portable Appliance Test before entering their terrier. Come on then....let's be avin' ya... Your a funny man Quote Link to post
stando 177 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 If you're going to keep border's get one from a working line,not these show/pet bred rubbish,Border's we're bred for work and alot have been ruined, a Border from the right lines is an earthdog pure and simple!!! Quote Link to post
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