Borders

[nuv 2]

I read in DB Plummer's book that Borders were 'notoriously slow to enter': I have a dog of seven years that will rag a hair brush and bark at the vacuum cleaner.

 

If any Plummer owner out there thinks their dog can maul an electrical flex better than my Border, come forward now. If it cannot, then nothing will be said. If it can, I will publish the result on here and give the Plummer Terrier's owner a roll of 3M electrical tape as a prize. The best dog will then have to demonstrate using a 'Henry' vacuum that's plugged into the mains. As a safety measure, all electrical apparatus will have hard-wired circuit breakers to protect the Plummer owners when withdrawing their animals from the apparatus.

 

All contestants are entitled to undertake a Portable Appliance Test before entering their terrier.

 

Come on then....let's be avin' ya...

[bullsmilk 2]

:11: very good sounds fermilier though :11:

[Simoman 110]

:11: :11: :11: Now thats a challenge :11:

[austin 0]

sounds like you been sniffing the toilet bowl again nuv :whistle:

[Guest Eamon.Mc]

Ad an extra challenge to that, shaking a floor brush and a mop, AND WHEN IT'S WET! A few more disiplines would make it more interesting it would also weed out the weaker entrants at an early stage! :whistle:

[Tommy Gunn 0]

All these tasks are just in a normal days work for a Patterdale :11:

[blackfell 16]

I read in DB Plummer's book that Borders were 'notoriously slow to enter': I have a dog of seven years that will rag a hair brush and bark at the vacuum cleaner.

 

If any Plummer owner out there thinks their dog can maul an electrical flex better than my Border, come forward now. If it cannot, then nothing will be said. If it can, I will publish the result on here and give the Plummer Terrier's owner a roll of 3M electrical tape as a prize. The best dog will then have to demonstrate using a 'Henry' vacuum that's plugged into the mains. As a safety measure, all electrical apparatus will have hard-wired circuit breakers to protect the Plummer owners when withdrawing their animals from the apparatus.

 

All contestants are entitled to undertake a Portable Appliance Test before entering their terrier.

 

Come on then....let's be avin' ya...

shit hot pmsl

[Guest houndblair]

i have a border x lakie, i find it a pain in the aSS sometimes but a good ratter!!

[scotty3968 0]

I BET YOURS COULDNT RIP A PAIR OF £85 TRAINERS UP IN LESS THAN 20 MINS WHEN LEFT ALONE..NOT A PROBLEM FOR A PATTERDALE,,,,LITTLE S**t...

YOU GOTTA LOVE EM

LOL LOL

[Berkutchi 0]

Hi ive never posted on this section before!

 

My mother had Borders and two of them at 8months were sods then and tried to self enter at fox and yet most people that slant them and say their slow to work dont have earth dogs and i think just read Plumber books,and for the record i had a Patterdale untill last year due to a freak accident.

[kaney 9]

I read in DB Plummer's book that Borders were 'notoriously slow to enter': I have a dog of seven years that will rag a hair brush and bark at the vacuum cleaner.

 

If any Plummer owner out there thinks their dog can maul an electrical flex better than my Border, come forward now. If it cannot, then nothing will be said. If it can, I will publish the result on here and give the Plummer Terrier's owner a roll of 3M electrical tape as a prize. The best dog will then have to demonstrate using a 'Henry' vacuum that's plugged into the mains. As a safety measure, all electrical apparatus will have hard-wired circuit breakers to protect the Plummer owners when withdrawing their animals from the apparatus.

 

All contestants are entitled to undertake a Portable Appliance Test before entering their terrier.

 

Come on then....let's be avin' ya...

 

Your a funny man

[stando 177]

If you're going to keep border's get one from a working line,not these show/pet bred rubbish,Border's we're bred for work and alot have been ruined, a Border from the right lines is an earthdog pure and simple!!!