want to go digging but got no permission

[turnerboi 27]

well it looks like ur in a sticky situation theres one thing wich i rely on [bANNED TEXT] moaning on the internert dosent get me permission

ill tell u but its top secret not many people know this but it has a 90% success rate with me

 

ASK A FARMER U LAZY b*****d

[weasle 1,119]

I'm looking for a bit of permission myself bit of day walking, plenty lamping,bit of shooting.must be over 1000acers,well stocked withrabbit,hare,deer,fox.Help me out you miserable bast***s.

Edited August 18, 2010 by weasle

[Lab 10,979]

IM LOOKING FOR SOME FREE MONEY AROUND £50.OOO,

 

OH & DONT FORGET THE PALLET LOAD OF WHISKY EVERY MONTH ASWELL :alcoholic: :black eye: ,SO IF ANYONE CAN HELP PLEASE PM ME

 

 

THANKS A LOT TOPNOTCH

No whisky but i could sort you out with the pallets...........

[CarraghsGem 92]

IM LOOKING FOR SOME FREE MONEY AROUND £50.OOO,

 

OH & DONT FORGET THE PALLET LOAD OF WHISKY EVERY MONTH ASWELL :alcoholic: :black eye: ,SO IF ANYONE CAN HELP PLEASE PM ME

 

 

THANKS A LOT TOPNOTCH

 

the answer is simple; take shotgun, saw off stock, sand down to smooth handle, then cut barrel to an easily handled size. then go into your mams bedroom and go through her knicker drawer (im sure you've done this already ) and take out one pair of tights, cut in half, put on your head.

borrow someones van. bring along cartridges as well as a drum of petrol and gloves.

 

go into bank/postoffice/securicor van, wave gun about, take cash. drive away. hide cash and gun, drive van down country lane set fire to van.

 

go cross country. sit in country pub having pint, get taxi to town, take bus home, pick up your own car + collect the cash + shotgun.

 

put shotgun in hiding place

(not your house)

until the next time.

 

order a crate full of drink from here ; http://www.wineandspirit.com/index.html

[Lab 10,979]

IM LOOKING FOR SOME FREE MONEY AROUND £50.OOO,

 

OH & DONT FORGET THE PALLET LOAD OF WHISKY EVERY MONTH ASWELL :alcoholic: :black eye: ,SO IF ANYONE CAN HELP PLEASE PM ME

 

 

THANKS A LOT TOPNOTCH

 

the answer is simple; take shotgun, saw off stock, sand down to smooth handle, then cut barrel to an easily handled size. then go into your mams bedroom and go through her knicker drawer (im sure you've done this already ) and take out one pair of tights, cut in half, put on your head.

borrow someones van. bring along cartridges as well as a drum of petrol and gloves.

 

go into bank/postoffice/securicor van, wave gun about, take cash. drive away. hide cash and gun, drive van down country lane set fire to van.

 

go cross country. sit in country pub having pint, get taxi to town, take bus home, pick up your own car + collect the cash + shotgun.

 

put shotgun in hiding place

(not your house)

until the next time.

 

order a crate full of drink from here ; http://www.wineandspirit.com/index.html

Bit to much detail there 'Gem..........me thinks you've done this before

[Wxm 1,638]

IM LOOKING FOR SOME FREE MONEY AROUND £50.OOO,

 

OH & DONT FORGET THE PALLET LOAD OF WHISKY EVERY MONTH ASWELL :alcoholic: :black eye: ,SO IF ANYONE CAN HELP PLEASE PM ME

 

 

THANKS A LOT TOPNOTCH

 

the answer is simple; take shotgun, saw off stock, sand down to smooth handle, then cut barrel to an easily handled size. then go into your mams bedroom and go through her knicker drawer (im sure you've done this already ) and take out one pair of tights, cut in half, put on your head.

borrow someones van. bring along cartridges as well as a drum of petrol and gloves.

 

go into bank/postoffice/securicor van, wave gun about, take cash. drive away. hide cash and gun, drive van down country lane set fire to van.

 

go cross country. sit in country pub having pint, get taxi to town, take bus home, pick up your own car + collect the cash + shotgun.

 

put shotgun in hiding place

(not your house)

until the next time.

 

order a crate full of drink from here ; http://www.wineandspirit.com/index.html

 

 

sounds like a well oiled plan

[CarraghsGem 92]

IM LOOKING FOR SOME FREE MONEY AROUND £50.OOO,

 

OH & DONT FORGET THE PALLET LOAD OF WHISKY EVERY MONTH ASWELL :alcoholic: :black eye: ,SO IF ANYONE CAN HELP PLEASE PM ME

 

 

THANKS A LOT TOPNOTCH

 

the answer is simple; take shotgun, saw off stock, sand down to smooth handle, then cut barrel to an easily handled size. then go into your mams bedroom and go through her knicker drawer (im sure you've done this already ) and take out one pair of tights, cut in half, put on your head.

borrow someones van. bring along cartridges as well as a drum of petrol and gloves.

 

go into bank/postoffice/securicor van, wave gun about, take cash. drive away. hide cash and gun, drive van down country lane set fire to van.

 

go cross country. sit in country pub having pint, get taxi to town, take bus home, pick up your own car + collect the cash + shotgun.

 

put shotgun in hiding place

(not your house)

until the next time.

 

order a crate full of drink from here ; http://www.wineandspirit.com/index.html

Bit to much detail there 'Gem..........me thinks you've done this before

 

put it this way, ive got friends in low places

[poacher3161 1,766]

FFS dont get caught if you havent any permision for digging as you will get dealt by the courts worst than a fekin mugger not only that your name and address will be splashed all over the internet on anti web sites.

[dog fox 16]

IM LOOKING FOR SOME FREE MONEY AROUND £50.OOO,

 

OH & DONT FORGET THE PALLET LOAD OF WHISKY EVERY MONTH ASWELL :alcoholic: :black eye: ,SO IF ANYONE CAN HELP PLEASE PM ME

 

 

THANKS A LOT TOPNOTCH

 

alright TN got no wiskey but will 60 k do mate

[jackard 36]

best advise i can give you lad is find some 1 round your area that hunts with terriers and pal them up to show you the ropes . you will only get greef on here asking questions like that.

it would be a different situation if you has 1000s of acres of permission and wanted some 1 to show you the ropes , you would have every back tracker on the net trying to arse fuk you then.

lads asked for help and all he gets is sht comments.

 

hope you get what your looking for bud

[tb25 4,627]

best advise i can give you lad is find some 1 round your area that hunts with terriers and pal them up to show you the ropes . you will only get greef on here asking questions like that.

it would be a different situation if you has 1000s of acres of permission and wanted some 1 to show you the ropes , you would have every back tracker on the net trying to arse fuk you then.

lads asked for help and all he gets is sht comments.

 

hope you get what your looking for bud

[mexlad 189]

Been there twice & not been chased = Permission.

 

 

 

ha ha quality

[Rey27 83]

got no permission, and cant get any... then F*ck it ,do it anyway

[Whitby_Sam 4]

I must've asked 5 farmers and now have permission for 3 farms totaling over 500 acres. One farm I can't take the dogs but I can use my guns at any time day or night, another farm I can use whatever I like but I have to give advanced notice and the third I can only use my 12 bore over the wheat stubble but again that's any time.

 

My motto is "If you don't ask, you don't get!" so the answer is to dress fairly smartly and go knock on some doors.The worst they can do is say no. Generally most farmers "Have someone who shoots" but they haven't been up for ages. Say that you don't want to tread on anyone's toes but can you call back in a few weeks and see if the situation has changed...

 

Good luck and don't give up.

 

P.S. Best to leave your gun/dogs/ferrets at home while youre going round asking...

[asha 48]

up hear if the man in the tractor waves at u as use pass.thats u got permission lol