gerryd 0 Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 young lad wi parkinsons desease goes to ice cream van an asks for an icecream cone , seller asks him ok son what flavour ice cream you want , strawberry rasberry bannana or vanilla ,youngster replies ,put any flavour you like on it as its gonna fall off anyway Thats totally shite but funny as f**k, if that makes sense...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gerryd 0 Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA GLAD U GOT IT ,OK HERES ANOTHER DAFT WAN .PAT GOES INTO HIS SAME LOCAL PUB EVERY YEAR ON THE SAME DATE AN ORDERS 3 LARGE WHISKEYS AN DOWNS THEM ,THIS GOES ON FOR A RIGHT FEW YEARS, ANYWAY BARMAN GETS SUSPISHUS WHEN HE COMES IN THIS YEAR AND ONLY ORDERS 2 DOUBLE WHISKEYS AN DOWNS THEM,SO HE ASKS PAT.... HEY PAT U COME IN HERE ONCE A YEAR ,ORDER 3 DOUBLES AN DOWN THEM AN THIS YEAR YOU ONLY ORDER 2 AND DOWN THEM WOTS THE CRACK WITH YOU.PAT SAYS,AYE MAN IM A TRIPLET AN MY 2 BROS AND I DO THIS EVERY YEAR TO CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAY AS WERE NOT WITH EACH OTHER AS THEIR IN IRELAND LIVING ,OK SAYS BARMAN BILL BUT YOU ONLY ORDERED 2 THIS YEAR AN DRANK THEM UP ,PAT REPLIES YES THATS RIGHT COS IM OFF THE DRINK NOW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 I was sucking off my new Thai bride last night when suddenly i thought............"Hold on a f*****g minute here"!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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