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Looked out of the landing window today to watch this crafty tree rat skipping across the bottom hedge row heading towards a couple of small hazle trees. Unfortunatley by the time I got the pea shooter out and scanned out of the window he had moved on, I walked out in the Garden to within a good 30 yds scanning the trees and there he was stretching out eating my nuts, took aim in the usual manner from a crouching position and missed him big time....

 

thankfully this didn't seem to worry him too much and it wasn't long before he was out nibbling my nuts again, this time I sqeezed the trigger the pellet hit him just below the ear and he died, he's now going to be quartered up for Hawk food...

 

atb

 

Jasper

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Nice one Guys! I'm now finding time to play guns again.

 

Just managed to pop a mate of his off which was Nibbling mores nuts but this time they was on the Beech tree, this one was a little smaller but a little further but I was also leaning against the edge of the shed so the shot was easier. I'm now totaly ripped to shreds trying to retreive him from his final resting place the brambles, here's him and his pal from earlier.......

 

Jasper

 

PS. Bill! I must be getting old mate but whats a slut button :) ......

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Hiya Jasp.

 

Slut button.....small green circle with cross bottom right of page with counter.

People award Slut Points to others by clicking on it, to congratulate, and improve reputation of the poster.

 

I think Fainnnntom and Staylthy are about MINUS 2000 at the moment :laugh::laugh:;)

 

 

 

Bill.

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Hiya Jasp.

 

Slut button.....small green circle with cross bottom right of page with counter.

People award Slut Points to others by clicking on it, to congratulate, and improve reputation of the poster.

 

I think Fainnnntom and Staylthy are about MINUS 2000 at the moment :laugh::laugh:;)

 

 

Bill.

 

Just shows what a total Numpty I am mate as I never knew it existed :wacko: .......

 

Right then chaps you've all got one now :tongue2: .........

 

Jasper.

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Hiya Jasp.

 

Slut button.....small green circle with cross bottom right of page with counter.

People award Slut Points to others by clicking on it, to congratulate, and improve reputation of the poster.

 

I think Fainnnntom and Staylthy are about MINUS 2000 at the moment :laugh::laugh:;)

 

 

Bill.

 

Just shows what a total Numpty I am mate as I never knew it existed :wacko: .......

 

Right then chaps you've all got one now :tongue2: .........

 

Jasper.

 

 

Why that's very kind of you good Sir.....Thank You :thumbs::laugh:

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