What have your dogs been mistaken for?

[atuddy 179]

my bitch was havein a shit and some little girl said mum look at that kangaroo

[ferreter.al 22]

Starved lab is a popular one round here

 

yer snap,skinny lab....let me ask you how a underfed dog can have such defined muscle tone if its under fed?i feel like saying that but just say lurcher and walk on,oh and i once got asked if it was a vizla! and greyhound,whippet saluki(because of his eyes apparently?)lol.all sorts.

[rob190364 2,594]

my bitch was havein a shit and some little girl said mum look at that kangaroo

CLASSIC!

[atuddy 179]

my bitch was havein a shit and some little girl said mum look at that kangaroo

CLASSIC!

thats true that mate :laugh:

[atuddy 179]

my bitch was havein a shit and some little girl said mum look at that kangaroo

CLASSIC!

double post soz Edited July 26, 2010 by atuddy

[Bosun11 537]

Took my first half cross bull to the vet for its jabs (my usual supplier was on 3 weeker in Goa), the vet looked at the chunky wrinkle headed pup and asked what it was, 'Lurcher', I replied.

 

'Never seen one like it she said, whats in it?'

 

'Dunno' I said, 'Sommat big'.

 

'Looks like a Gt Dane' she said.

 

'Thats it!' I exclaimed, 'thats what the breeder said was in it' and so, she wrote it on the card.

 

Bout two years later I reluctently went back to the same surgery but seen different vet.

 

'Buck, lurcher?' She said very unconvinced, by now he was all grown up and carried the marks of his trade.

 

'Yes', I blurted out, 'He's a Great Dane cross, it should say so on his records..... With Aids....and a death wish!'

She tried hard not to crack a smile but i'm sure the corners of her mouth turned slightly.

 

She treated him and I left, never to return!!!

[CarraghsGem 92]

my bitch was havein a shit and some little girl said mum look at that kangaroo

CLASSIC!

thats true that mate :laugh:

 

unreal

[matmorgan 49]

my bitch was havein a shit and some little girl said mum look at that kangaroo

CLASSIC!

thats true that mate :laugh:

 

unreal

roy chubby brown joke that is

[tullfan 0]

nice timing for this thread as we were TOLD not asked today

 

nice chocolate lab

 

[Guest chook]

Deerhound - stands 32" tts, was asked if it was a dachshund,

 

With the lurcher, i was asked by an old woman, if she was one of them wolf things,

i just said yep an walked off.

[tb25 4,627]

some class ones on here lads,had my pat called a lab befor

[Coneytrappr 30]

Had a fella insist that my Foxie/Jack Russel was a corgi once. When it became apparent that he wasn't going to take no for an answer I just smiled and nodded.

[Fabapocalypse 35]

I had a guy "Worked in kennels, on the tracks, man and boy" tell me my greyhound was fat...

 

 

And in the street, a little kid dashed out of a shop, spotted us, did that little shriek thing they do and rushed back into the shop going "Mum! Muum!! Some kind of tiger or sunnink!"

 

I also get "Is he retired?" and "Is he a rescue?" and also "I had a bitch just like her" when mine's a dog. The other one, when you explain to them, is "Oh yes my dad always had lurchers, but they were pedigrees."

[amitchell 0]

Mostly Irish Wolfhound( vaguely understandable as she is a d/hound x)but my favourite was with my old bitch (similar x) when I was visiting my sister in Glasgow - overgrown rat!!!! Obviously highly offended but definately the funniest so far...

Since she was small she's been mistaken for an old boy, and yes, had all those "pedigree lurcher" conversations too...mad old lady with excessively fat lab occasionally shouts "skinny bitch" at us in the street as well....

[6pack 60]

Travellers were determined my Borzoi had EBT in the mix. Only breed the long nose could have come from.

Or folks ask if she is a long coated grey.

 

The saluki/grey is often mistaken as clever.