suffolkpoacher 219 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 i know its been done loads of times but just for a laugh lets hear some jokes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 I bought a dog off a Blacksmith today. As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 George Clooney is set to star in a new film about the lifestory of Gary Glitter. "Oh she's eleven" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coursing mad 5 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 cercumsized jew walks into asda slaps his cock over the counter and says "bet you can roll that f****r back". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 cercumsized jew walks into asda slaps his cock over the counter and says "bet you can roll that f****r back". not bad at all keep um coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clint 45 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 2 horse in field, look at each other. 1 say to other' whats with the long face ' ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 there was a fire in the circus today it was intense Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUNSNIPER 47 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Whats the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacume cleaner (carpet sweeper) ? You can put two dirt bags on a Harley! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 My mate caught me sniffing his sisters knickers while having a wank yestaday, lets just say its gonna make things awkward at her funeral tomorow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Was up the misses house the other day she was making me dinner so went out into the kitchen and asked her if she needed a hand, she said 'yes go turn the veg on'. Apparently fingering her dissabled sister wasnt what she ment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
masmiffy 82 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Whats the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacume cleaner (carpet sweeper) ? You can put two dirt bags on a Harley! More like a vaccum cleaner dont leak oil Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 when i die, i want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather not screeming and yelling like the passengers in his car......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,493 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Went to a charity disco last weekin aid of women born with out legs , dance floor was crawling fanny. Did you hear about the dyslexic England fan who got beat up in South Africa?? He tried to blow a Zulufella A fat woman goes to her doctors and asks " Whats the easiest exercise to help me lose wieght ?" " HE replies ,Shake your head from side to side ".She asks how often should i do this ?. doctor says everytime your offered food you fat c*nt Apple have scrapped their plans for a new child iPod .Apparently i Touch kids would only appeal to celtic fans and priest's Nintendo have a new game out where the player is a 12 year old car thief from glasgow and he has to cause as much trouble as possible ,its called the Wii b*****d !. A man watching football game on telly flicked threw the channels at half time and found a porn film with a man having sex with a woman long and hard , he says to the wife " i don't know whether to watch this or the game ." Wife says " for heavens sake watch this ,youalready know how to play football." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Those of you who are considering making a joke about Alex Higgins, form an orderly cue. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Terryorr 27 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Man and wife at zoo, looking at the gorilla lying in the corner of his cage the man says he looks sad, lets cheer him up a bit. Take of your top and show him your tits, as soon as the wife does this the old gorilla jumps to his feet, now get your knickers off he says to the wife, as soon as the wife does this the old gorilla goes mad and wrecks the cage. The husband opens the cage door and f..ks the wife inside and says :Now tell that c..t you have a sore head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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