nod 285 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 did it hurt when u fell from heaven...... cause it looks like u fell on ur face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Me "Do you fancy a shag?" her "No!" Me "Well, do you mind lying down to i can have one"..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Sid the sexist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 f**k playing doctor........ lets play gynacologist. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 f**k playing doctor........ lets play gynacologist. A new you would be back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 f**k playing doctor........ lets play gynacologist. A new you would be back you all know my mind is as deep in the gutter as the rest of ye! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 One a mate uses...... "How's yer hole for a sausage roll?".... and yes, he is single...no idea why.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 do you want to go half on a basturd?? hows you belly for a lodger??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave1372 83 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 .... get in the back of the van .... I've got a knife ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullmastiff 615 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 .... get in the back of the van .... I've got a knife ! Lmao! I presume you get quite a lot of success with that one eh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave1372 83 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 .... get in the back of the van .... I've got a knife ! Lmao! I presume you get quite a lot of success with that one eh? Guaranteed to work every time lol ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 (edited) .... get in the back of the van .... I've got a knife ! hmmmm this isnt you is it? :diablo: :diablo: :diablo: Edited July 25, 2010 by CarraghsGem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 why all the soft talk.. do as i do,walk straight up to one and say 'fancy a fukc' obviously the pensioners find it to hard to resist,and those that do,hold them down harder bring back the cave man era,just grabbing one,dragging it away by its hair and giving it a "Rooting!".. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave1372 83 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 .... get in the back of the van .... I've got a knife ! hmmmm this isnt you is it? :diablo: :diablo: :diablo: Just for the record NO ! I hope the guy is caught and chemically castrated . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 (edited) .... get in the back of the van .... I've got a knife ! hmmmm this isnt you is it? :diablo: :diablo: :diablo: Just for the record NO ! I hope the guy is caught and chemically castrated . only messing amazing what ya can find via google...... Edited July 26, 2010 by CarraghsGem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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