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christian71 3,187 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 (edited) Come on lets have your best chat up lines That never fail!!! Edited July 25, 2010 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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christian71 3,187 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 I,ll keep it clean to some one else starts "You, Me, Bed, Now!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 I,ll keep it clean to some one else starts "You, Me, Bed, Now!" And how many "men" have you bagged with that 1 you smooth talking b*****d! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Some pissed up bloke in a pub to me... Him " Mmmmm, i bet you're a thong girl " Me " No, not really. I'm not at all muthical " Him " Eh ?? " Me " Thong ? Like a tune, but you thing it ? " Him " Fer f**ks sake, a comedian ! " Me " You hum it son, i'll play it " Aaaaaaand the rest was silence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MISTY 11 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 I,ll keep it clean to some one else starts "You, Me, Bed, Now!" Ill bring it right down to the gutter lol, only to be attempted when shes drunk lol, IS there any Irish in Ya ?, No .would ya like a bit of Irish in Ya . Which would you rather ,rather would you which ,once against the wall or twice against the ditch . Cant see them working lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast. Working me way up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 (edited) I,ll keep it clean to some one else starts "You, Me, Bed, Now!" Ill bring it right down to the gutter lol, only to be attempted when shes drunk lol, IS there any Irish in Ya ?, No .would ya like a bit of Irish in Ya . Which would you rather ,rather would you which ,once against the wall or twice against the ditch . Cant see them working lol. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? A bit tame misty come bring it dowm futher Edited July 25, 2010 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Is that a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MISTY 11 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 A bit tame come bring it dowm futher Na cant be bothered ,seems most want to watch on the sidelines, boring fxcks lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 So a said to this bird do you want to play the rape game she said no I said thats the spirit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 So a said to this bird do you want to play the rape game she said no I said thats the spirit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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