its ma baw 51 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Just bought a dog off a blacksmith...... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.... Quote Link to post
its ma baw 51 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 My mate has been admitted to a premature ejaculation clinic...... His wife says at the minute, its touch and go!!! Quote Link to post
Flamin'Nora! 50 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 made me laugh but am easily amused Quote Link to post
its ma baw 51 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 I've started my own business selling explosive prayer mats outside mosques..... Business is booming.... Prophets are going through the roof!!! Quote Link to post
runforyourlife 361 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 tssssh, very good. My mum sent me the dog one last night, went to sleep smiling. They are the best, the short sweet onees.. Quote Link to post
its ma baw 51 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Man marries deaf girl, he says "we must work out a code: If I want sex I'll stroke your breasts, you reply by pulling my cock once for yes and 72 times for no!!!" Quote Link to post
its ma baw 51 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Whats the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't want the flintstones whereas the people from Abu Dhabi doo.... Quote Link to post
its ma baw 51 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 4 things to remember when walking into a mosque: 1 Shoes off 2 Socks off 3 Sawn off 4 Safety off 1 Quote Link to post
its ma baw 51 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 A little paki girl runs up to her mum and says, mummy mummy I don't want to be a lesbian when I grow up!. Mum replies,"What ever makes you think that Minjeeta?" 1 Quote Link to post
its ma baw 51 Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 French foreplay: Dinner, Wine, Sex. Italian foreplay: Dinner, wine, Dancing, Sex Latino foreplay: Dinner, Wine, Dancing, Caressing, Sex Scottish foreplay: Haw, you awake? Quote Link to post
Tallyho 181 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 4 things to remember when walking into a mosque: 1 Shoes off 2 Socks off 3 Sawn off 4 Safety off The best one on here Quote Link to post
suffolkpoacher 219 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 GOOD HORSE RUNNING AT KEMPTON 6.45 TODAY CALLED CREOSOTE ITS GOOD OVER FENCES FROZEN TAP IS ALSO IN THE SAME RACE BUT IT COULD BE A NONE RUNNER Quote Link to post
dso88 15 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 walking down the street when i seen a paki shaking a carpet off the balcony so i shouted whats the matter abdul the f****r wont start will it Quote Link to post
the colonel 83 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 what does a blowjob from a toothless granny, and a bungie jump have in common? both are f****n awesome if you don't look down!! Quote Link to post
the colonel 83 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 paddy and mick are at the morgue to identify shamuss's badly burnt body paddy goes to look first,he turns the body over, looks at his bum an says "that's not shamuss!"mick goes next, he turns the body over also looks at the bum an sys "that's not shamuss!"the doctor asks how do you know it's not him??? mick says, "because when we all used to go out to the pub, people always said here comes shamuss with the two arseholes!!!!. Quote Link to post
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