"Earth!" 503 Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 wanted;- do you look like these girls? apply to box number 12345. and dont tell my wife. bollox to them pretty little bitches,they cost too much to maintain.. bring on the 60 plus year olds that have been there,done that and are ugly and wrinkly as feck.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad terrier 9 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 bump....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Lonely Hearts Ads- what they really mean ------------------------ ADVENTUROUS = Slut ATHLETIC = No Tits 30 SOMETHING = 41 FUN = Annoying WILD = Gets pissed easily BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robbers dog SEEKS A NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex- Husbands a f*****g nutter NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny HEADSTRONG = Argumentative ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic CURVY = Fat c**t CUDDLY = Fat c**t LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat c**t LIKES NITES IN = Lazy fat c**t __________________ feck me that is hillarious ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 HI I LOVE DOING WOMEN UP THE ARSE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? HOW FAR DO YOU RECKON THATS GOT ME ? guessin your still a virgin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 HI I LOVE DOING WOMEN UP THE ARSE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? HOW FAR DO YOU RECKON THATS GOT ME ? How far did that get you..................? I'd say about baw deep probably Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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