PINNACLE 2,297 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Ask the wife to drive, (usual I did last time stuff) Give the cat some left over’s. Order a Drambuie,Order another Drambuie, Order yet another Drambuie and a coffee Wife by now is really pissed off. Say "Time we went love and by the way it’s your turn to pay". See you outside xxx She should be ok in the morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Aye "wait till i was just about finished the meal and then i would have said i found this cat hair in my dinner im not paying for it. " Guid man!! jist what any Scot wid dae.! Every penny counts like ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,082 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Next time you go back take ya dog/s and tell the landlord when they eat the cat that they've never done that before :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Give environmental health a ring - I am sure that any cat with free rein in the restaurant has free rein in the kitchens too They will sort that out pretty quick OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Wasn't the Heatons Bridge in Scarisbrick was it? Used to love that boozer, great grub, but gave up on it because of the fecking cat milling around your table. Made a complaint but they gave it a half hearted shoo away. I should have tucked it under my coat and lobbed it in the cut! [/quote NO wassnt there mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 wait till i was just about finished the meal and then i would have said i found this cat hair in my dinner im not paying for it. Yes good one that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulredtop 8 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 wait till i was just about finished the meal and then i would have said i found this cat hair in my dinner im not paying for it. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: same as scothunter free meal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 I wouldn't of been pleased, cats hanging about whilst you're trying to eat . I don't know what it is with cat owners they think its fine to let their cat(s) roam around where ever they want. Next time you go in there, take a dog with you lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jamie123 0 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Went for a meal with the missus in a country pub the other day there was only us in apart from the resident cat while we where eating are meal the cat was purring round are feet under the table Now the question is what would you do?????????????? id be takin lurcher for dina at same pub Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 To be honest I think you are all far too cruel, personally I would of taken some fresh milk and a tin of Felix and invited tiddles to join us........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 emty pepper pot on it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 emty pepper pot on it GOOD one or a opps best delete that one i was going to put Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 what would you of said if there had been a lurcher there ,,,while you where having a meal.....some folk like cats some folk like dogs...,.some folk like both....and then some folk just like to whinge like fook,..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 what would you of said if there had been a lurcher there ,,,while you where having a meal.....some folk like cats some folk like dogs...,.some folk like both....and then some folk just like to whinge like fook,..... Never a truer word spoke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 what would you of said if there had been a lurcher there ,,,while you where having a meal.....some folk like cats some folk like dogs...,.some folk like both....and then some folk just like to whinge like fook,..... Never a truer word spoke. Said fe(k all just done the same Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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