x38 179 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 give me some jokes ... he is a dog lad ...and in to the diging ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clint 45 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 (edited) Is no joke , is hard work & if law see Edited July 17, 2010 by clint Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runforyourlife 361 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 what do you call a dog? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runforyourlife 361 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 his wife... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 type in best man jokes into the internet, that's what i done, or was it speaches...???? anyway, theres somegood stuff out there, i made a speach outta lines that were appropreate to my brother... plus i'm a shy boy so it was a challange, lol make the speach before dinner is served that way if your the nervous type you can eat your meal and not worry about the speach looming... Snap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clint 45 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 (edited) arrrr now i understand, you frined get marry, you do speech Edited July 17, 2010 by clint Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 (edited) Did it for my brother many year,s ago.My face is going red just thing about it.Ball,s it right up Edited July 17, 2010 by Catcher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Got a wedding next weekend and heard a good 1 for it(you'll find it on internet)............ Get 7/8 keys cut and hand them out to some of the ladies that are attending the wedding(do it secrtetly), tell them when you say the words to hand them in they have all to come up to the table and give them to you. Before you tell them to come up you can set the scene by saying your mate has had a few conquests in his life and if anybody still has a key to his flat...........................queue the ladies. Once they have all gave you there keys the icing is on the cake is when the mother-in-law hands in her 1. Take a bit of organising but would be worth it. Good luck and dont drink to much before it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cajunrules 8 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Got a wedding next weekend and heard a good 1 for it(you'll find it on internet)............ Get 7/8 keys cut and hand them out to some of the ladies that are attending the wedding(do it secrtetly), tell them when you say the words to hand them in they have all to come up to the table and give them to you. Before you tell them to come up you can set the scene by saying your mate has had a few conquests in his life and if anybody still has a key to his flat...........................queue the ladies. Once they have all gave you there keys the icing is on the cake is when the mother-in-law hands in her 1. Take a bit of organising but would be worth it. Good luck and dont drink to much before it Very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Got a wedding next weekend and heard a good 1 for it(you'll find it on internet)............ Get 7/8 keys cut and hand them out to some of the ladies that are attending the wedding(do it secrtetly), tell them when you say the words to hand them in they have all to come up to the table and give them to you. Before you tell them to come up you can set the scene by saying your mate has had a few conquests in his life and if anybody still has a key to his flat...........................queue the ladies. Once they have all gave you there keys the icing is on the cake is when the mother-in-law hands in her 1. Take a bit of organising but would be worth it. Good luck and dont drink to much before it Seen that one.Videoed wedding,s for twenty year,s.If you have to tell a joke about the Bride make sure she can take it.Seen some going tit,s up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
x38 179 Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Got a wedding next weekend and heard a good 1 for it(you'll find it on internet)............ Get 7/8 keys cut and hand them out to some of the ladies that are attending the wedding(do it secrtetly), tell them when you say the words to hand them in they have all to come up to the table and give them to you. Before you tell them to come up you can set the scene by saying your mate has had a few conquests in his life and if anybody still has a key to his flat...........................queue the ladies. Once they have all gave you there keys the icing is on the cake is when the mother-in-law hands in her 1. Take a bit of organising but would be worth it. Good luck and dont drink to much before it had keys cut on the carboot and rang her mum and she is well up 4 it .......... he will hang me lol ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Excellent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Got a wedding next weekend and heard a good 1 for it(you'll find it on internet)............ Get 7/8 keys cut and hand them out to some of the ladies that are attending the wedding(do it secrtetly), tell them when you say the words to hand them in they have all to come up to the table and give them to you. Before you tell them to come up you can set the scene by saying your mate has had a few conquests in his life and if anybody still has a key to his flat...........................queue the ladies. Once they have all gave you there keys the icing is on the cake is when the mother-in-law hands in her 1. Take a bit of organising but would be worth it. Good luck and dont drink to much before it had keys cut on the carboot and rang her mum and she is well up 4 it .......... he will hang me lol ....... I hope it goes well for you mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Got a wedding next weekend and heard a good 1 for it(you'll find it on internet)............ Get 7/8 keys cut and hand them out to some of the ladies that are attending the wedding(do it secrtetly), tell them when you say the words to hand them in they have all to come up to the table and give them to you. Before you tell them to come up you can set the scene by saying your mate has had a few conquests in his life and if anybody still has a key to his flat...........................queue the ladies. Once they have all gave you there keys the icing is on the cake is when the mother-in-law hands in her 1. Take a bit of organising but would be worth it. Good luck and dont drink to much before it had keys cut on the carboot and rang her mum and she is well up 4 it .......... he will hang me lol ....... Be funny as f**k mate, let us know how it goes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
x38 179 Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 well a week on saturday the big day, and ive put a bit of a twist with the key thing and its good, he didnt want a stripper, so got a fiddle on with the champain, and it left me with £. So got an escort for one hour to drop her key off at the top table. Theres only me and one of his friends that knows about this, but everybody else knows about the keys. The look of the lads faces. ............ 2 birds one stone ....o ye Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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