weirdest thing

[clabby 14]

was checking snares one morning walking down the hedge line i was met by a fat arse backing into the hedge pants down at her ancles wernt till i chucked the rabbits up the bank i seen and she shat her self running cross the fiels with her pants down.

 

few years go on the lamp we caught a old cuple at it in the woods they dint pay no attension to us and kept on going and this was gone 3am

[fitchet 788]

another time when me and a friend were lamping next to a tall fence . . .turnt out was a wolf inclosure

 

 

how did the dogs react to the smell of a wolf?

going mad jerking and pulling we thought it was park deer that they could smell. it wernt until we went there during the day ferreting that we saw the sighn

 

 

thats why you should always check the land in day time frirst, easier to see during the day

if i had to do that before every lamping trip id be fecked walking all those acres . . .

[JOHNBOY 18]

had the police chopper shine its lamp on us when was out lamping with mates when we were about 13 or 14, thought it was funny until somebody said "what if there looking for an escaped axe murderer" or something along those lines, well that was us off in full flight running towards civilisation with my slower mates squealing the place down at getting left behind ! piss ourselves thinking back to that one

[poacher3161 1,766]

The strangest thing thankfully were 4 boy scouts tramping across the moors in the pitch black at 9 o clock at night after we had been up their since 7 am lost in thick fog that fell on us after only being out on the remote peak district moors for a couple of hours they were on some sort of trek through the night and we managed to tag along to one of their stop offs in a village 18 mile away from were we had gon on the moors dib dib dib.

[natter79 17]

The strangest thing thankfully were 4 boy scouts tramping across the moors in the pitch black at 9 o clock at night after we had been up their since 7 am lost in thick fog that fell on us after only being out on the remote peak district moors for a couple of hours they were on some sort of trek through the night and we managed to tag along to one of their stop offs in a village 18 mile away from were we had gon on the moors dib dib dib.

 

:clapping:

[Top Lamper 2k10 169]

lamping on a golf course and there was a lad laid face down in a pond me and my mate thought he ws dead but after putting the lamp on him for about 5 mins he turned round and telt us to f**k off coz he was looking for golf balls i guess its cheaper than buying them lol

[poacher3161 1,766]

The strangest thing thankfully were 4 boy scouts tramping across the moors in the pitch black at 9 o clock at night after we had been up their since 7 am lost in thick fog that fell on us after only being out on the remote peak district moors for a couple of hours they were on some sort of trek through the night and we managed to tag along to one of their stop offs in a village 18 mile away from were we had gon on the moors dib dib dib.

 

:clapping:

Trust me mate it wernt funny at the time out of the 3 of us one of the lads just wanted to lay down and curl up in the heather and it was middle of january [bANNED TEXT] we seen their headlamps in the darkness i though the missis had phoned the rescue services at first and all 3 of us were shouting were here and was shocked they wernt their to rescue us but on this trek.

[stroller 341]

a old man wearing leather lederhosen reading gay porn having a wank, with an artillery shell up his arse. :sick: it was near royal troon golf course. he was arrested shortly afterwards.

 

seemingly over many years he had worked up from a 177 pellet to a 50 cal and then finally onto a comfortable mortar round.

 

The top bits true the bottom bit is from my own experience

[watchman 256]

a old man wearing leather lederhosen reading gay porn having a wank, with an artillery shell up his arse. :sick: it was near royal troon golf course. he was arrested shortly afterwards.

 

seemingly over many years he had worked up from a 177 pellet to a 50 cal and then finally onto a comfortable mortar round.

 

The top bits true the bottom bit is from my own experience

funny as f**k mate

[Guest stewie]

shaggers an i know its not un common i seem to see someone atleast once a season but ones me an stewie caught looked like blokes but not sure weird thing was am sure stewie went back after i dropped him home lol

:feck: :laugh:

[GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39]

a bullx getting doubled figures on bunnys,

[suffolkpoacher 219]

a bullx getting doubled figures on bunnys,

qulity that mate