forest of dean redneck 11,646 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) yup you read it right, took a mate from over road to a school meeting today as they dont drive halfway there get call from wife street wardens been round had report from neighbour i dont feed my animals and keep my dogs on chains and dont pick the shit up or walk them. wife shows him through to back yard, pass the brand new sack of dog biscuit by back door that id only just dropped off. past the parrots with their fresh food and water done when the kids are having breakfast. outside sees the dogs all friendly neighbour had told them one was visicous. all dogs fine fed and watered only 2 poops on floor i cleaned up in pouring rain last night. wife said with 5 dogs youd think it would be covered wouldnt you the 2 fellas look embarresed and said they have to follow up every complaint and had been told the kids were walking through piles of shit. so they go on their way but they asked is the tarantula shut in as they hate spiders . and theres only one person been told that are eldest was bought one as a pet last week. and as they go on who pops up in the next door garden but the bitch with a smirk on her face. i got off phone from the wife and called council and asked them to call me back which he did couple hours later and i asked what the score was and told them that due to the comment about the spider i know who done it and that the 2 bitcheds had been in season and hadnt been walked alot and as the lurcher and elkhound were moulting they needed a good brush which he said was fine and he knew lurchers were thin looking anyway but the best bit is that all this is because she babysits her daughter in laws spoilt yappy fugly mongrel terrier and its been at the rear dividing 6 foot fence barking at my dogs and setting them off barking and i told her if it got its head through the gap in the corner the elkhound who was kenneled there would bite its head clean off. luckily we are on gloucestershire homeseeker and might be getting a house soon so i will be away from the bitch as i know she will have complained to housing and social services as well spiteful old hag. sorry for the long rant needed to get it off me chest Edited July 15, 2010 by forest of dean redneck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 yup you read it right, took a mate from over road to a school meeting today as they dont drive halfway there get call from wife street wardens been round had report from neighbour i dont feed my animals and keep my dogs on chains and dont pick the shit up or walk them. wife shows him through to back yard, pass the brand new sack of dog biscuit by back door that id only just dropped off. past the parrots with their fresh food and water done when the kids are having breakfast. outside sees the dogs all friendly neighbour had told them one was visicous. all dogs fine fed and watered only 2 poops on floor i cleaned up in pouring rain last night. wife said with 5 dogs youd think it would be covered wouldnt you the 2 fellas look embarresed and said they have to follow up every complaint and had been told the kids were walking through piles of shit. so they go on their way but they asked is the tarantula shut in as they hate spiders . and theres only one person been told that are eldest was bought one as a pet last week. and as they go on who pops up in the next door garden but the bitch with a smirk on her face. i got off phone from the wife and called council and asked them to call me back which he did couple hours later and i asked what the score was and told them that due to the comment about the spider i know who done it and that the 2 bitcheds had been in season and hadnt been walked alot and as the lurcher and elkhound were moulting they needed a good brush which he said was fine and he knew lurchers were thin looking anyway but the best bit is that all this is because she babysits her daughter in laws spoilt yappy fugly mongrel terrier and its been at the rear dividing 6 foot fence barking at my dogs and setting them off barking and i told her if it got its head through the gap in the corner the elkhound who was kenneled there would bite its head clean off. luckily we are on gloucestershire homeseeker and might be getting a house soon so i will be away from the bitch as i know she will have complained to housing and social services as well spiteful old hag. sorry for the long rant needed to get it off me chest You know where to throw your dog shite now then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,646 Posted July 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 na wont be traced back to mine , plenty on pavements round here from other peoples dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 when she not in put a pint of maggots through her letter box, and she will have flys in house for months 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 very lucky with my neighbours thank f**k.can ruin ur happiness having shit next door neighbours/hope u get your move soon mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 live rat through the letter box,, if its alive they can't blame you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 Shit stiring grass.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratattack 111 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 A matchbox full of fleas or better still if you know a friendly pesty then some bedbugs instead through the letterbox. Much more fun and suffering for the miserable cow. My neighbour is whinging the terrier is barking sometimes during the day. If he carries on then the bedbug treatment will be happening to them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kx100 66 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 know how u feal mate i live in a block of 6 flats and i have junkies in every house and i some times have to step over them lying on the stares and they shout and sware at us and try to set ther staffys on us Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Revenge is a dish best served cold.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,265 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) A matchbox full of fleas or better still if you know a friendly pesty then some bedbugs instead through the letterbox. Much more fun and suffering for the miserable cow. My neighbour is whinging the terrier is barking sometimes during the day. If he carries on then the bedbug treatment will be happening to them! Trouble with bedbugs they soon spread So if you live in a semi Edited July 16, 2010 by GD Waz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 know how u feal mate i live in a block of 6 flats and i have junkies in every house and i some times have to step over them lying on the stares and they shout and sware at us and try to set ther staffys on us well credit to you mate,for not ending up like one o those good for feck all bag heads(im presuming your a young lad),theyre the scourge of our society get a lurcher mate and the next time they set their staffs on you,you can piss yourself laughing while your lurcher rags it up and down the stairs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 know how u feal mate i live in a block of 6 flats and i have junkies in every house and i some times have to step over them lying on the stares and they shout and sware at us and try to set ther staffys on us well credit to you mate,for not ending up like one o those good for feck all bag heads(im presuming your a young lad),theyre the scourge of our society get a lurcher mate and the next time they set their staffs on you,you can piss yourself laughing while your lurcher rags it up and down the stairs a lurcher rag a staffy hahahahaha are you smoking crack? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runforyourlife 361 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 know how u feal mate i live in a block of 6 flats and i have junkies in every house and i some times have to step over them lying on the stares and they shout and sware at us and try to set ther staffys on us well credit to you mate,for not ending up like one o those good for feck all bag heads(im presuming your a young lad),theyre the scourge of our society get a lurcher mate and the next time they set their staffs on you,you can piss yourself laughing while your lurcher rags it up and down the stairs a lurcher rag a staffy hahahahaha are you smoking crack? Yeah pal,, whats funny about that! How many staffs can take on things a big bullx can, come on think about what your saying... How many animals does a staff kill a day...all right not all lurchers but some, yea defo.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 know how u feal mate i live in a block of 6 flats and i have junkies in every house and i some times have to step over them lying on the stares and they shout and sware at us and try to set ther staffys on us well credit to you mate,for not ending up like one o those good for feck all bag heads(im presuming your a young lad),theyre the scourge of our society get a lurcher mate and the next time they set their staffs on you,you can piss yourself laughing while your lurcher rags it up and down the stairs a lurcher rag a staffy hahahahaha are you smoking crack? Why would he be smoking Crack? A decent Bull X will sling your typical chav bred Staffy all over the gaff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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