Phantom 631 Posted July 14, 2010 Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow any more. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike." The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!" The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow! To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do those. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way. There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off." She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says: "Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!" The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!" She says: "I don't do those, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?" The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellowdick Toad!" :laugh: Quote Link to post
marlin vs 7 Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 That made me laugh. Quote Link to post
davyt63 1,845 Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 hi tony that made me laugh!!!!!!!!! will be a few of them,next week regards davy Quote Link to post
Phantom 631 Posted July 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Laugh's or Yellowdick Toads? Quote Link to post
Sexy_Shot 5 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 God you're right that did make me giggle a bit too hard :L Quote Link to post
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