never point a loaded weapon

[chimp 299]

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a

healthy son.

 

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in

tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet

came out," replied the daughter.

 

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,

I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years

ago.

 

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the

Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

 

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

[scothunter 12,609]

that joke came out with nelsons eye

[chimp 299]

note to self 'must try harder'

[scothunter 12,609]

note to self 'must try harder'

lol

[stubby 175]

the old ones always bring a larf though,

and no matter how many times you'vre heard them, I still read it to the end

[scothunter 12,609]

the old ones always bring a larf though,

and no matter how many times you'vre heard them, I still read it to the end

 

I did aswell even though i knew the punchline.do it with people telling me jokes that ive heard aswell.you never interupt them do you?just let them finish it and politely laugh.

[RicW 67]

Well, yes. The version I put up on here about a year back had a pheasant shot at point blank range and the dog was machine-gunned but hey who worries?!