nod 285 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Heres some news the thunderball nunbers where 2 21 33 35 38 bonus ball 10 Euro millions 9 24 37 39 49 lucky star 3 & 9 Fu(k the cunTT IVE WON THE FUCCKING LOTTO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH not alot then its a roll over next week Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 im gonna throw another bet into the mix topknotch;- i bet moate shoots himself or is shot...... but survives. CHEERS MATE IF IT HAPPENS I WILL SORT OUT A TIT W..K IF THATS OK? thanks for the offer, a topless pic of your mrs on your avatar for the lads will suffice! (seeing as im a girl myself) For the lads are you a lesbian? JUST SHOOT THE FU(KER im bisexual..............and married.......lol GET THE PICS OUT THEN im not that gullible....... not when im sober anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) Im getting bored myself now if anyone lives near by go to your local paki shop and buy smome bangers or fireworks and let them off near by that will get things moving Edited July 9, 2010 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I can't see the big deal with calling a pakistani a paki. It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a c**t. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderBoy 19 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Whats the news? Have they shot that c**t yet? ohh and whats that christian? Bonus ball is number 10 Ive won myself 3 pounds and i go for number 1 top notch Richard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I bet Raoul Moat is: Sweating like... a Sri lankian on a tour bus a paedo in a playground a fat man at a buffet a nun at a cucumber stall Gary Glitter in Mothercare a fat bird at a disco Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah a Muslim at passport control a blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar a nigger on a rape charge Vanessa Feltz on a treadmill Michael Barrymore at a pool party a Scouser in Dixons a gerbil in a gay bar a fat kid in a sweet shop a dyslexic on Countdown a pregnant nun a Geordie in a job centre a dog outside a Chinese restaurant a priest at a boy-scout meeting Fred West's babysitter Michael Jackson on a bouncy castle Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah a Scouser watching Crimewatch a necrophiliac in a mortuary a Priest Watching CBBC a Necrophiliac at a funeral Jade Goody's stylist Jade Goody trying to buy life insurance an American at a dietitian a racist in Bradford a Jew in a shower a coon at a Klan Rally a Scotsman at a charity fund raiser Jock Stein at a boy's club Bill Clinton at a feminist meeting a Brazilian on a tube train a Jew in a tax office a gypsy in a room full of spoons a Jew at a half price bacon sale an Obama at an inauguration a Jew in 1940 a black worker in a recession a rhino in a power shower an emo in a knife factory a Yank in an exam Holly and Jessica at a caretaker's house a yank in a tower Peter Sutcliffe in a red light district a fat bird on E Gary Glitter's travel agent Shannon at a family gathering a white man in London a car windscreen in Liverpool Ian Huntley at bath time Francesca speeding down a hill on a makeshift sledge an African child whose village is being visited by Madonna a ginger at a party a kid with a weekend invite to Neverland Jerry McCann in a game of Cluedo an undertaker visiting a cancer ward me after posting a joke Benitez at a press conference a ticking Muslim an Arab taking flying lessons a Scouser in a terraced stand a white guy eating a Milky Bar an epileptic watching a strobe light a fat c**t a Scouser at a job interview Jack Tweedy on his wedding night Michael Jackson's baby shower a paedo in Mothercare a man wearing leather trousers your mum when i come over for tea a white guy in Bradford dad when my sisters pregnant a fat c**t in Gregg's your daughter when I come knocking Anne Frank when she plays her drums a blonde on a stuck escalator Lee Bowyer in a mosque Wayne Rooney in an old folks home a Jew in Hitler's house a doctor on his way to Glasgow Airport Lee Evans an Austrian girl in her dad's basement Madeleine McCann in Portugal Muhammad Ali in a buckaroo competition a paedo in a peter pan production a paedo during WWII who's just found out he's going to be looking after some evacuees a RBS employee sticking some paper through a shredder Michael Jackson in a nursery Joseph Fritzl at a family reunion a blind poof in a sausage factory an American an Aussie at a bush fire Dwain Chambers at a drugs testing Simon Weston at a barbecue Michael Hutchence in an Australian hotel room Jamie Bulger's mum in a shopping centre a hooker in Ipswich Chris Brown on an assault charge a naked boy with a catholic priest a hair on my gooch a paki b*****d a black man watching Crimewatch a Drug Dealer in a Chemist Michael J Fox playing Operation Jill Dando with a gun against her head a dog in Chinatown my dick when CBBC comes on the TV Rihanna when she hears, "Honey, I'm home!" a small girl when faced with a large dangerous hill and a sheet of metal a Swede in a STI clinic a Brit in AA a Frenchie in a shower a Swiss with a Machine that could destroy the f*****g planet a Canadian near a seal a Dutchman in Rehab a fat girl's pussy a Women in a car a Gay in America a farmer in the wake of a foot and mouth break out Harold Shipman in a retirement home Barack Obama In Alabama Gazza at Happy Hour a hooded rapist a gardener who's hired a spade a Prostitute in Ipswich an arm pit ian huntly at a man u game Stephen Hawking with the runs a nigger on a rape charge a Christian missionary in Islamabad. a nun in a cucumber field all jokes no offence intended Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AngelicAcid Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Get some kip mate, a will be looking on Sky News when a get up to do the twins feeds, see what the Crack is here like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AngelicAcid Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) ; Edited July 10, 2010 by AngelicAcid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest AngelicAcid Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Where the f**k do you get your gear mate CLASSICS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) Edited July 10, 2010 by Lee85 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) im gonna throw another bet into the mix topknotch;- i bet moate shoots himself or is shot...... but survives. CHEERS MATE IF IT HAPPENS I WILL SORT OUT A TIT W..K IF THATS OK? thanks for the offer, a topless pic of your mrs on your avatar for the lads will suffice! (seeing as im a girl myself) For the lads are you a lesbian? JUST SHOOT THE FU(KER im bisexual..............and married.......lol GET THE PICS OUT THEN im not that gullible....... not when im sober anyway COME ON DO IT FOR RAOUL HIS GOT NOBODY LEFT And me as long as your not one of those fat stumpy short haired look like a bloke lesers Edited July 9, 2010 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 "im bisexual..............and married.......lol" - you been serious? FAGGOT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 "im bisexual..............and married.......lol" - you been serious? FAGGOT shes a she mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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