christian71 3,187 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 I know a plasterer who said he cant work cos hes got a sweat problem he said he needs to have a shower every hour so he dosnt smell so cant work in peoples houses. Hes never worked for years but seems to have good life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 mine is am drunk lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 I know a plasterer who said he cant work cos hes got a sweat problem he said he needs to have a shower every hour so he dosnt smell so cant work in peoples houses. Hes never worked for years but seems to have good life Perhaps the thought of working brings him out in a sweat :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fitchet 788 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 (edited) i know someone who told there work they took viagra instead of there medication so they could come out ferreting Edited July 7, 2010 by fitchet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mastiff 7 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 i know someone sais they took viagra instead of there medication so they could come out ferreting Poor ferret! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stewie Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 all the polish are cheaper :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fitchet 788 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 i know someone who told there work they took viagra instead of there medication so they could come out ferreting Poor ferret! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 The doctor told me i,d never work again when i asked him why he said COZ YOUR AN IDLE BSTARD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUNSNIPER 47 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Immigrant's have all the jobs.....No excuse needed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clint 45 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 i never have exuse, i go & sweat. who care . then after go home to wife Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 i worked with a bloke years ago who missed mon to wed, he came in on thursday and told the boss he fell asleep at a house party on saturday and when he woke up the windows were all bricked up so he could'nt get out, i don't think the boss belived him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
North Country Boy 0 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 The job centre have me down as an astronaught whos not willing to travel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flinty 19 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 a lad from around here rang up the factory he worked at said there was a bomb in there so they had to close it down and get bomb team and stuff there he used his house phone and they traced him and he got two years lol oh and the sack haha unlucky!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 I'm a Labour Politician, you cant expect me to work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,494 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 One guy phoned in saying he had slept in and wouldn't be in for a NIGHTSHIFT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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