scothunter 12,609 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 My mate was fatalliy injured once while lamping luckily hes ok now Just out of interest how can someone be fatally injured and then be ok? cheers Callum think he was joking! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
expat 2 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 my mate we name plant pot we were out lamping and the daf tit walked in 2 a electric fence which was at head hight and zapped him across the nose which put him on is back as well as landing on his dog it was pissin down and cake in mud and never stopped whingin thats why we call him the plantpot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 Lots of walking have given me chaffed thighs but I let my lamping partner apply the sudocrem and it takes my mind of the soreness :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
biza hollis 27 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 out lamping when herd of beast came running after the dogs had dog on the lead when one came running towards me it tried to stop but slipped in the mud makeing it slip into me knocked me into next week couldnt breath or f**k all thought it had bust my ribs worst thing why im gasping for help my mates are laughing there heads off luckily just badly winded but at time thought was going be a lot worse weary as f**k of cows n beast now atb biza Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 normal stuff for me , falling into rivers etc.. but me and a pal had a good un a few years back over near pansanger , we was getting over a turnstyle and bits of wood start exploding about a metre away from us ...... im glad that keeper was a good shot after that i heard he had a bad year with his birds oh and the broken jaw by a not so friendly farmer .............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
minzy 16 Posted July 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 luck with the cow mate could of bin a very bad night for you... keep them comeing people love reading stuff like this its funny how many diffrent injurys you can get when out lamping.. atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 The worst 'pride denter',(fecking hurt too!), was getting leathered round the head (several times!), by a rabbit i'd handed 'back' to a keeper after getting caught age 14. The same 'helmet' of a keeper fired a 'warning' shot at me one night, some years later. My right shoulder got the message and never wanted to go back there again!!! (The rest of me did however, and revenge IS sweet !!!) Bout three years back, Timmyk's mutt took a sharp right on the back of a bunny, the young bitch I was holding had twisted round the back of my legs and i was unable to get out of the way, Tim's dog hit me like a fecking train and I did a nice tripple salco! Had a lump the size of an egg on my shin for about 4 months, now that did smart! Took an idiot out foxing, preban. In a bit of a 'hot spot', dogs (2) run a fox down a path and this dick runs full pelt with lamp after 'em, he's out of sight and the dogs put the fox into a small shrubbery with a wall behind it. He gets up to it and lamps in.... Fox out, dog out, dick turns to lamp the chase. Second dog darts out, right into the back of our 'friend', who does another 'tripple' and smashes his bonce on the concrete :wacko: . Head broke like an egg, claret everywhere, frantic drive to an A&E, long unconvincing 'explination' to the boys in blue and he had a nice two month stay curtesy of Nye Bevan! :black eye: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 (edited) My mate was fatalliy injured once while lamping luckily hes ok now Just out of interest how can someone be fatally injured and then be ok? cheers Callum think he was joking! Oh well i got one to fall for it Edited July 7, 2010 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
minzy 16 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 (edited) thanks for them bosun11 ive hade a dog run in to me full speed but not lamping just on the green where i walk mine my mates dog knocked me f**k flying when i hit the floor i could not get my breath for bout 5mins that shit me up lol Edited July 8, 2010 by minzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mangy1983 51 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 (edited) My mate was fatalliy injured once while lamping luckily hes ok now Just out of interest how can someone be fatally injured and then be ok? cheers Callum think he was joking! Oh well i got one to fall for it Just making sure you knew what the word fatal meant! Can't have us looking like idiots to any antis on a public forum now can we? cheers Callum Edited July 8, 2010 by mangy1983 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
airarmstx200 8 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 (edited) i once stood on a plank of wood with two nails in it side by side,one of the tops of the nails was bent at a right angle. my reaction was to lift my foot up fast and the wood span round and so did the nails in my foot so i couldent get them back out my foot. my brother had to stamp on the plank to get them out of me :sick: that hurt!! my foot balooned and was in hospital. walked funny for a few months. not shooting related but when i was a lad i was digging the garden up went the fork and down right through my left foot. a few weeks later done the same again through the same hole. ouch Edited July 8, 2010 by airarmstx200 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 i once stood on a plank of wood with two nails in it side by side,one of the tops of the nails was bent at a right angle. my reaction was to lift my foot up fast and the wood span round and so did the nails in my foot so i couldent get them back out my foot. my brother had to stamp on the plank to get them out of me :sick: that hurt!! my foot balooned and was in hospital. walked funny for a few months. not shooting related but when i was a lad i was digging the garden up went the fork and down right through my left foot. a few weeks later done the same again through the same hole. ouch The moral of the story dont dig the garden up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
minzy 16 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 the fork through the same ole twich ouch keep the gardening to some one els mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fat-Ferret 857 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 My "mate" shot me in the leg while climbing over a gate with a loaded rifle.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
minzy 16 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 what sort of rifle was it mate?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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