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Johnny is delivering newspapers 1 morning. He knocks at the door of Mrs Smith and tells her that her £5 bill is due. "I'm short of cash at the moment, could i pay you with sex"?

Johnny steps in and shuts the door. Mrs Smith unzips his pants, pulls them down and is faced with the biggest cock she has ever clapped eyes on. She lies back on the carpet and is bemused to see Johnny pulling something from his pocket? He takes out a handful of washers, and slips them on to his massive cock.

"You dont have to do that son, i can take it all" she says.

Johnny looks down and says "No for a f****n' fiver you canny" :clapper:

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