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I was just having a flick through this weeks 'Countrymans Embaressment' and got stuck in the classifieds section . . . . . . It's amazing what people will say / sell these days. I just thought i would share some of my favourites!

 

'Norfolks, Smithfields and Tumblers' - Centuries of selective breeding as stealth poaching dogs ensures they excel at all lurcher work over any ground / Traditionally hidden inside family dwellings, ensures loyal, trainable family pets. Smooth coats cheaper.

 

'Farm raised' ?

 

Sprocker x jack russell pups ' 'Real Eye Catchers', 'Bred for good tempraments' (O aye - not an accidental mating then?)

 

Pudelpointer x Labradoodles - 'Elite Sporting: Gun & Falcon - Super retrieve and nose - Rough Shooter x Beaters pups'

 

European Polecats - Wildlife Park Originated - £60.

 

Angora ferrets - Half crosses £100, Pure - £200.

 

Greyhound ferrets - '5" plus long. Original Greyhound ferret lines' - £40.

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:censored:Its sad [bANNED TEXT] money side of things started takeing over the lurcher game i still blame that pratt plummer imo he set the ball rolling with the major puppy farming enterprise of hancocks as it was all about money. :censored:

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:censored:Its sad [bANNED TEXT] money side of things started takeing over the lurcher game i still blame that pratt plummer imo he set the ball rolling with the major puppy farming enterprise of hancocks as it was all about money. :censored:

 

you shouldnt speak ill of the dead lol

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hahaha ideation, must agree with you. Now the european ferret has moved onto here, lol, but its only half european, ha...

 

Altho i did buy an animal out of the countrymans once, and have never looked back, so some good does come out of it once in a while...

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I was just having a flick through this weeks 'Countrymans Embaressment' and got stuck in the classifieds section . . . . . . It's amazing what people will say / sell these days. I just thought i would share some of my favourites!

 

'Norfolks, Smithfields and Tumblers' - Centuries of selective breeding as stealth poaching dogs ensures they excel at all lurcher work over any ground / Traditionally hidden inside family dwellings, ensures loyal, trainable family pets. Smooth coats cheaper.

 

'Farm raised' ?

 

Sprocker x jack russell pups ' 'Real Eye Catchers', 'Bred for good tempraments' (O aye - not an accidental mating then?)

 

Pudelpointer x Labradoodles - 'Elite Sporting: Gun & Falcon - Super retrieve and nose - Rough Shooter x Beaters pups'

 

European Polecats - Wildlife Park Originated - £60.

 

Angora ferrets - Half crosses £100, Pure - £200.

 

Greyhound ferrets - '5" plus long. Original Greyhound ferret lines' - £40.

Total agree with you,

It anit no better on here tho,

Too hard for me....

Too soft...

Too small...

Too big...

Ect ect ....

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110% working dog !!! three eyes two noses mebe an extra set of gnashers or what???? :hmm:

Pedigree sprocker

 

Aye man totally - so your dog is 110% on all quarry? Well mine is 242% so f**k you.

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110% working dog !!! three eyes two noses mebe an extra set of gnashers or what???? :hmm:

Pedigree sprocker

 

Aye man totally - so your dog is 110% on all quarry? Well mine is 242% so f**k you.

 

 

I all ways have a good giggle when i see 110 per cent.I would settle for seventy with most dog,s and think myself lucky:thumbs:.

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