nod 285 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUNSNIPER 47 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Even though I seen this one before I will give you a point and a clapper... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,262 Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Very good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 11. Your beating the combined forces of the west despite having no military training . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 You throw acid in the face of young girls who wish to go to school. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 13. You see nothing wrong with marrying a girl who's only 9 years old. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blanchy 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 11. Your beating the combined forces of the west despite having no military training . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippeter69 88 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 14. Your a f*****g c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dafydd thomas 13 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 11. Your beating the combined forces of the west despite having no military training . . . no trainging but the willing to die for theyre cause, how the hell can you defeat that kind of mentality? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 11. Your beating the combined forces of the west despite having no military training . . . no trainging but the willing to die for theyre cause, how the hell can you defeat that kind of mentality? You carnt thats why its time to pull out and leave them to it.[bANNED TEXT] you have got one of the top commanders saying there will come a time [bANNED TEXT] they have to talk to the talban wats the point in any more of our BRAVE soldiers dieing for this shit hole of a country. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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