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The "SCOTCH" folk are just pissed off that they were so shit that they didnt even get an invite to any sporting event! Log throwing is not a recognised sport! It is an idiots attempt at the javelin.

 

Also they are pissed off, cause where they live it rains every fecking day!

 

Meanwhile, they are MADE to wear skirts so the "wee gals" dont feel left out. Jeez guys, take control and tell your women that you do not want to dress up the same as them.... It is ok for men and women to dress differently, dont let them tell you any different.

 

They are also pissed off, because their women feed them the most unhealthy shite on this earth in an attempt to kill the misurable b*****ds whilst still being elligable to claim on the insurance that their men have paid for all their drunken lives...

 

Finaly they are pissed of because they were beaten by the ENGLISH hundreds of years ago. In all fairness they have reason to be pissed off, we overan them, took their women for our own and teached them what an orgasm was...

 

 

 

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper::D

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:thumbs:Theirs more heart in one of murrays farts than their is in the whole england squad.

if andy wins the the papers will class it as a british tennis player but if england had a tennis player thet was good enough to win the papers would class him as english, you lot just want all the cr

It was only a bit of banter my friend..nothing more nothing less but to answer your statment about murray looking like the type that would roll up into a ball if you were to raise your voice at him

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The "SCOTCH" folk are just pissed off that they were so shit that they didnt even get an invite to any sporting event! Log throwing is not a recognised sport! It is an idiots attempt at the javelin.

 

Also they are pissed off, cause where they live it rains every fecking day!

 

Meanwhile, they are MADE to wear skirts so the "wee gals" dont feel left out. Jeez guys, take control and tell your women that you do not want to dress up the same as them.... It is ok for men and women to dress differently, dont let them tell you any different.

 

They are also pissed off, because their women feed them the most unhealthy shite on this earth in an attempt to kill the misurable b*****ds whilst still being elligable to claim on the insurance that their men have paid for all their drunken lives...

 

Finaly they are pissed of because they were beaten by the ENGLISH hundreds of years ago. In all fairness they have reason to be pissed off, we overan them, took their women for our own and teached them what an orgasm was...

You coudn't wear a kilt ya numpty....the wind would blow up and yer wee willy would get frost bite, it wouldn't however effect that 1 that hangs from the front of yer head. :whistling:

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The "SCOTCH" folk are just pissed off that they were so shit that they didnt even get an invite to any sporting event! Log throwing is not a recognised sport! It is an idiots attempt at the javelin.

 

Also they are pissed off, cause where they live it rains every fecking day!

 

Meanwhile, they are MADE to wear skirts so the "wee gals" dont feel left out. Jeez guys, take control and tell your women that you do not want to dress up the same as them.... It is ok for men and women to dress differently, dont let them tell you any different.

 

They are also pissed off, because their women feed them the most unhealthy shite on this earth in an attempt to kill the misurable b*****ds whilst still being elligable to claim on the insurance that their men have paid for all their drunken lives...

 

Finaly they are pissed of because they were beaten by the ENGLISH hundreds of years ago. In all fairness they have reason to be pissed off, we overan them, took their women for our own and teached them what an orgasm was...

If you are going to slag us off, get your spelling in order you numb fvck. :wallbash::clapper:

 

 

was that meant to be 'dumb' fvuk ? come on its banter , keep spelling out of it because mine sucks :clapper:

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Hope thats not directed at me i love the banter, thats why you got a little :whistling: at the end John. All toys are firmly still in the pram......................bring it on ladies :thumbs:

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:hmm: My tv must be on the blink.................i seem to have turned it on to the scotsmans handing out ass whooping tennis lesson when the post would make you think otherwise :yes:

 

you must be very proud.......... a scotsman playing tennis. What a poof :)

Ooh ahh....Me spanj...ooh ahh...only poof play tennis...ooh ahh...me play man sport....ooh ahh...me get woman and take her back to cave...ooh ahh...spanj knuckles sore....ooh ahh :bye:

 

Touchy pmsl

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Didnt see it all but caught the last 5 mins.......he was shit and was out played by a much higher classed player. :yes:

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you cannae help feel proud to be scottish watching more4+1 :clapper:

come on now if england goal was allowed it would have been a diffeant game. :no::no::no: who they try to kid.

yes murry got beat but lets face it nadal and fed are great murry might come back to win but if it was henman he would have gove in the first round ......purley cause he is english and they dont do the last 8

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