chimp 299 Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance today was completely shit British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted June 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted June 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, "its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmys shop 182 Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 stop them jokes lol,we have had a cracking day laughing , my sides are sore . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 God....... How I love being English...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
readie 184 Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 you scots,irish,welsh should really take a good look at your own national sides,we may have been shite but we made it south africa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 you scots,irish,welsh should really take a good look at your own national sides,we may have been shite but we made it south africa. yes and your now heading home and you achieved ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 your all just small counties in england, we practically run you all aswell so it's understandable that your a bit bitter, enjoy it while you can Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Linton Lad 90 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 your all just small counties in england, we practically run you all aswell so it's understandable that your a bit bitter, enjoy it while you can You cant run your own country never mind any one elses. Its that attitued that gets peoples backs up at you lot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 your all just small counties in england, we practically run you all aswell so it's understandable that your a bit bitter, enjoy it while you can You cant run your own country never mind any one elses. Its that attitued that gets peoples backs up at you lot. funnily enough our country hit rock bottom when we had a scot in charge ...... funny that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 all jokes lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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