poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 being buried alive One of my biggest fears [bANNED TEXT] i worked down the pit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 lol,my nannys brother survived the barnburgh pit collapse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 This is going to sound a little bit nuts but.... Rats! Hunted the little buggers for years man & boy, they really don't bother me to hunt 'em, in fact I love it, hunted the black rats too on the docks.... BUT, a rat unawares, in an unlikely place makes me 'jump out of my skin'. the worst was when I had to use a ramshackel bog in Malasia, tiny little box, board with hole, dropping to a cess pit, stank like ya wouldn't belive, sat there in a bad way after some dodgy local grub (which incidentally was very spicy) and so not having the best time of it, or making it smell any better! All of a sudden sommat hits me in the 'ol back wheels' and a rat jumps out from between my legs and fecks off under the door! Near had a fecking heart attack! As i'm getting of, quick pronto, another scrabbles up over the back of the seat, brushing my arse as it went past... Ran out of there with kecks round me ankles, much to the amusement of the locals!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 This is going to sound a little bit nuts but.... Rats! Hunted the little buggers for years man & boy, they really don't bother me to hunt 'em, in fact I love it, hunted the black rats too on the docks.... BUT, a rat unawares, in an unlikely place makes me 'jump out of my skin'. the worst was when I had to use a ramshackel bog in Malasia, tiny little box, board with hole, dropping to a cess pit, stank like ya wouldn't belive, sat there in a bad way after some dodgy local grub (which incidentally was very spicy) and so not having the best time of it, or making it smell any better! All of a sudden sommat hits me in the 'ol back wheels' and a rat jumps out from between my legs and fecks off under the door! Near had a fecking heart attack! As i'm getting of, quick pronto, another scrabbles up over the back of the seat, brushing my arse as it went past... Ran out of there with kecks round me ankles, much to the amusement of the locals!!! That must have been some shite if the rats were clearing out............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 This is going to sound a little bit nuts but.... Rats! Hunted the little buggers for years man & boy, they really don't bother me to hunt 'em, in fact I love it, hunted the black rats too on the docks.... BUT, a rat unawares, in an unlikely place makes me 'jump out of my skin'. the worst was when I had to use a ramshackel bog in Malasia, tiny little box, board with hole, dropping to a cess pit, stank like ya wouldn't belive, sat there in a bad way after some dodgy local grub (which incidentally was very spicy) and so not having the best time of it, or making it smell any better! All of a sudden sommat hits me in the 'ol back wheels' and a rat jumps out from between my legs and fecks off under the door! Near had a fecking heart attack! As i'm getting of, quick pronto, another scrabbles up over the back of the seat, brushing my arse as it went past... Ran out of there with kecks round me ankles, much to the amusement of the locals!!! That must have been some shite if the rats were clearing out............... Was pissin hell fire out me arse, don't blame those rats one little bit!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 This is going to sound a little bit nuts but.... Rats! Hunted the little buggers for years man & boy, they really don't bother me to hunt 'em, in fact I love it, hunted the black rats too on the docks.... BUT, a rat unawares, in an unlikely place makes me 'jump out of my skin'. the worst was when I had to use a ramshackel bog in Malasia, tiny little box, board with hole, dropping to a cess pit, stank like ya wouldn't belive, sat there in a bad way after some dodgy local grub (which incidentally was very spicy) and so not having the best time of it, or making it smell any better! All of a sudden sommat hits me in the 'ol back wheels' and a rat jumps out from between my legs and fecks off under the door! Near had a fecking heart attack! As i'm getting of, quick pronto, another scrabbles up over the back of the seat, brushing my arse as it went past... Ran out of there with kecks round me ankles, much to the amusement of the locals!!! That must have been some shite if the rats were clearing out............... Was pissin hell fire out me arse, don't blame those rats one little bit!!! And it burns burns burns, like the ring of fire................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 This is going to sound a little bit nuts but.... Rats! Hunted the little buggers for years man & boy, they really don't bother me to hunt 'em, in fact I love it, hunted the black rats too on the docks.... BUT, a rat unawares, in an unlikely place makes me 'jump out of my skin'. the worst was when I had to use a ramshackel bog in Malasia, tiny little box, board with hole, dropping to a cess pit, stank like ya wouldn't belive, sat there in a bad way after some dodgy local grub (which incidentally was very spicy) and so not having the best time of it, or making it smell any better! All of a sudden sommat hits me in the 'ol back wheels' and a rat jumps out from between my legs and fecks off under the door! Near had a fecking heart attack! As i'm getting of, quick pronto, another scrabbles up over the back of the seat, brushing my arse as it went past... Ran out of there with kecks round me ankles, much to the amusement of the locals!!! That must have been some shite if the rats were clearing out............... quality pal lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) im scared off crazy cock eyed farmers with shotguns that chase me about fields at night Edited August 13, 2010 by scent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 im scared off crazy cock eyed farmers with shotguns that chase me about fields at night they are only chaseing you cos your trying to impregnate their cattle + sheep if ya did a bit of hunting and left the livestock alone they might stop trying to shoot you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 im scared off crazy cock eyed farmers with shotguns that chase me about fields at night they are only chaseing you cos your trying to impregnate their cattle + sheep if ya did a bit of hunting and left the livestock alone they might stop trying to shoot you holy shit is this a hunting site i thought i was on a beastiality forum ooooooops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terrierone 32 Posted August 13, 2010 Report Share Posted August 13, 2010 MY FEARS WOR LASSES FACE IN MORNIN, FRIGGIN ROUGH AS LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesnakeman 0 Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 For the man who wrote he was worried about being eaten by a shark, I say, don't worry. At school I was told that if you swim next to a person fatter than yourself, they'll be eaten first! (PS may not be true). Re bestiality, we do artificial insemination on snakes, although it's not for our pleasure, but rather just to breed snakes for our reptile shows reptile exhibitions and the like. Without the technique, heaps of snakes here would never have bred ... their greatest fear ... mating an "ugly snake". All the best Snakeman Raymond Hoser Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ladybitch 0 Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) just think how i feel i have a 1 1/2 foot snake in my trousers Edited September 9, 2010 by ladybitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesnakeman 0 Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Topnotch, you've hit one of my biggest fears, being called a "sex offender". A bigger fear is being a sexless offender. All the best Snakeman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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