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paddy says to murphy i'm getting operated on tomorrow

murphy says oh what are they gonna do?

paddy says curcumsice me

murphy says they did that to me when i was a few days old

paddy asks does it hurt

murphy says hell yes i could'nt walk for 12 months

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whats up you had the same operation but they took too much off :whistling:

Threw the wrong bit away buy the sounds of it :whistling:

 

Paddy goes to the nurse

Nurse says "What seems to be the problem"?

Paddy says "I've been stung by a wasp"!

She says "Where about is it"?

Paddy says "f**k KNOWS...........Its probably miles away"!!!!!!!!! :thumbs:

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Paddy goes to the nurse

Nurse says "What seems to be the problem"?

Paddy says "I've been stung by a wasp"!

She says "Where about is it"?

Paddy say's " I looks just like my wanker":cry:

 

:hmm: Ermmm that didn't quite work out did it mate :rofl:

 

:clapper: "I looks just like my wanker" i had to double check it was'nt Clint posting!!

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