SHOTGUNSNIPER 47 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet..... For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. <-- This is a cattle guard A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten him out, Vice-President, Joe Biden, intervened with a request that.. before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining. And these guys are running our country.... :wankerzo4: Passed on to you without further comment.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arizona Sheriff's Entrance Exam A man looking to join the Maricopa County Arizona Sheriffs Department was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a Smith & Wesson 44 magnum revolver across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot an illegal alien, a meth dealer, a Muslim extremist, a 'Progressive Liberal', and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" the man asked. The Sergeant replied, "When can you start?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alan Clark 7 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Because it wouldn't be very edible after you'd shot it with a hand cannon. Oh, and yes we have thousands of them (cattle grids that is). 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I like that one a pity it's the people in charge who came out with it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 No we haven't got such freedom to access such things as cattle grids We need a revolt so we can be just like YOU! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUNSNIPER 47 Posted June 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 No we haven't got such freedom to access such things as cattle grids We need a revolt so we can be just like YOU! "NOW THAT WAS FUNNY AFT" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Obama sound's almost as daft as that Bush geeza before him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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