slingshot82 32 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 a Scotsman who hears a pound coin hit the floor thats so wrong, Im sure he'd catch it, before it hit the floor an english man leaving the scottish pub when told its his round Only because he knows that he wouldn't get one back out of a tight fisted jock lol. You wish. Go to any country in europe And i say this in all honesty.The english are the most tight fisted i have ever met. Well it wouldnt be the scottish. Its all rubbish about the scottish being tight fisted, Ive lived up here for 3 years now and find most people to be pretty generous, see the drinks Ive had bought for me just because im a geordie..... Its great lol Kyle Ponder this for a moment ....... What have they feckers put in it :laugh: Ever wake up daze and confused with a sore arse??? lol aye all the time after a good drink and a vindaloo Kyle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fellpack 7 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 silence nothing will be faster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 The expansion of the universe! Its faster than light! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 The expansion of the universe! Its faster than light! Bollocks, nothing is faster than light Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 The expansion of the universe! Its faster than light! How do you know ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 a Scotsman who hears a pound coin hit the floor thats so wrong, Im sure he'd catch it, before it hit the floor an english man leaving the scottish pub when told its his round Only because he knows that he wouldn't get one back out of a tight fisted jock lol. You wish. Go to any country in europe And i say this in all honesty.The english are the most tight fisted i have ever met. Well it wouldnt be the scottish. Its all rubbish about the scottish being tight fisted, Ive lived up here for 3 years now and find most people to be pretty generous, see the drinks Ive had bought for me just because im a geordie..... Its great lol Kyle Ponder this for a moment ....... What have they feckers put in it Ever wake up daze and confused with a sore arse??? North sea oil just a few trillion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 A Somali leaving a dole office on being offered a job! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 The expansion of the universe! Its faster than light! How do you know ? Because i listen to scientists rather than whistling at people on a internet forum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted June 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) oh oh,what have i started Edited June 9, 2010 by watchman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimlampit 7 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 the members on here to have a row :feck: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 The expansion of the universe! Its faster than light! How do you know ? Because i listen to scientists rather than whistling at people on a internet forum Well if you listened to that bloke called Einstein you would no that NOTHING can excede the speed of light Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) The expansion of the universe! Its faster than light! How do you know ? Because i listen to scientists rather than whistling at people on a internet forum Well if you listened to that bloke called Einstein you would no that NOTHING can excede the speed of light I do apolagise The volume of empty space itself can expand at a velocity that excedes the speed of light, however nothing of mass or energy can excede the velocity of light. If its any conselation to anyone on my side, although the universe can expand with a velocity greater than that of light in this case the universe is simply an empty volume, so it is actually nothing. Edited June 8, 2010 by Born Hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 The expansion of the universe! Its faster than light! How do you know ? Because i listen to scientists rather than whistling at people on a internet forum You can listen all day long it,s only a theory no one can prove it.We do know the speed of light.Get three scientists in a room and they will put lurcher men to shame about who know,a best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 A WELSHMAN CHASING A SHEEP. Correction = A Welshman chasing a sheep eastwards down the M4 ready for your Sunday dinner! It's no great secret that English women love their meat hot, tender & Welsh, and packed full of Welshman's ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,917 Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 A plummer thread turning into silly b*ll*cks . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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