pigeon640 0 Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Hardy Scots... 50°F People in Southern England turn on the central heating People in Elgin plant out bedding plants 40°F Southerners shiver uncontrollably Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs 35°F Cars in the South of England refuse to start People in Nairn drive with their windows down 20°F Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts (but this is true in Newcastle as well) 15°F Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry 0°F Life in the South grinds to a halt Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold -10°F Life in the South ceases to exist People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket -°F Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers -100°F Santa Claus abandons North Pole People in Stirling put on their 'long johns' -173°F Alcohol freezes Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut -297°F Microbial life starts to disappear The cows in Forres complain about farmers with cold hands -460°F All atomic motion stops Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands -500°F Hell freezes over Scotland will support England in the World cup!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUNSNIPER 47 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Hardy Scots... 50°F People in Southern England turn on the central heating People in Elgin plant out bedding plants 40°F Southerners shiver uncontrollably Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs 35°F Cars in the South of England refuse to start People in Nairn drive with their windows down 20°F Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts (but this is true in Newcastle as well) 15°F Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry 0°F Life in the South grinds to a halt Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold -10°F Life in the South ceases to exist People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket -°F Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers -100°F Santa Claus abandons North Pole People in Stirling put on their 'long johns' -173°F Alcohol freezes Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut -297°F Microbial life starts to disappear The cows in Forres complain about farmers with cold hands -460°F All atomic motion stops Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands -500°F Hell freezes over Scotland will support England in the World cup!!!! :clapper: Just to get it back up at the top of the list more annoying to the limey's there! :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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