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Hardy Scots...

 

50°F

People in Southern England turn on the central heating

People in Elgin plant out bedding plants

 

40°F

Southerners shiver uncontrollably

Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

 

35°F

Cars in the South of England refuse to start

People in Nairn drive with their windows down

 

20°F

Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats

Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts (but this is true in Newcastle as well)

 

15°F

Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent

People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

 

0°F

Life in the South grinds to a halt

Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

 

-10°F

Life in the South ceases to exist

People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

 

-80°F

Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on

Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

 

-100°F

Santa Claus abandons North Pole

People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

 

-173°F

Alcohol freezes

Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

 

-297°F

Microbial life starts to disappear

The cows in Forres complain about farmers with cold hands

 

-460°F

All atomic motion stops

Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

 

-500°F

Hell freezes over

Scotland will support England in the World cup!!!!

 

 

:clapper::toast:

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Hardy Scots...

 

50°F

People in Southern England turn on the central heating

People in Elgin plant out bedding plants

 

40°F

Southerners shiver uncontrollably

Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

 

35°F

Cars in the South of England refuse to start

People in Nairn drive with their windows down

 

20°F

Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats

Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts (but this is true in Newcastle as well)

 

15°F

Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent

People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

 

0°F

Life in the South grinds to a halt

Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

 

-10°F

Life in the South ceases to exist

People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

 

-80°F

Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on

Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

 

-100°F

Santa Claus abandons North Pole

People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

 

-173°F

Alcohol freezes

Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

 

-297°F

Microbial life starts to disappear

The cows in Forres complain about farmers with cold hands

 

-460°F

All atomic motion stops

Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

 

-500°F

Hell freezes over

Scotland will support England in the World cup!!!!

 

 

:clapper::toast:

 

:clapper: :clapper: :clapper: Just to get it back up at the top of the list more annoying to the limey's there! :clapper: :clapper: :clapper:

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