danw 1,748 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) found this on the bbc news website A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. 'Pulled hard' Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." Edited June 3, 2010 by danw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) Ouch indeed....! And the moral of the story....... Scouse birds....... Don't piss 'em off !!!!!! Edited June 3, 2010 by Bosun11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 shes talking bollocks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 f**k that would hurt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Thats a load of balls that story I bet he wont take his eye off the ball again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 F**k me, I'd pull her fecking head of her shoulders if she done that to me... Once I'd full recovered, obviously! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 She should have been served with a similar punishment...........maybe a hot poker right up the badge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 that why here in Liverpool if you want a divorce you tell her by letter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fraggle 4 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 shes talking bollocks She's taking bollocks dont you mean lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Wonder if his mates call him 'Adolf' now? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 @ the "This is yours" comment lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 I HEARD THE FELLA HAS MOVED AWAY FROM LIVERPOOL AND GONE TO LIVE ON WIMBLEDON COMMON WITH THE WOMBLES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willum 89 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 wonder if he is moving to wimbledon green with the other oneballs. but on a serious note feck me ouch. my balls are hurting just reading this. think if i split with my mrs im putting the chastity belt on just in case Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 sounds a puff anyway he should have nailed the bitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky09 8 Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 she would of been spitting teeth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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