Malt 379 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Being able to own up to crying when you catch your cock in your zip! i have never actually done that thank f**k lol You'd better touch wood pal, there's still time.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Being able to own up to crying when you catch your cock in your zip! i have never actually done that thank f**k lol Its sceintificaly proven that you wont catch it if you are under an inch long.................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 A real MAN is a man that can DROP HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF MATURE HOUSE WIVES :drag: :drag: :kiss: AND SLAP HIS DICK 10 TIMES OFF HIS BELLY and then DO THE NAKED CONGA WHILE MOONWALKING OFF AFTERWARDS I done that very thing but tripped over it when attempting the side moonwalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MOO 730 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 A 10 inch cock a 9 inch tongue and can breathe through his lugs :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted May 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 (edited) A 10 inch cock a 9 inch tongue and can breathe through his lugs :kiss: I think you missed the point of the question Moo Thats what makes a 'women's ideal man'...Which is a whole different ball game! Edited May 29, 2010 by mattydski Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 A real MAN is a man that can DROP HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF MATURE HOUSE WIVES :drag: :drag: :kiss: AND SLAP HIS DICK 10 TIMES OFF HIS BELLY and then DO THE NAKED CONGA WHILE MOONWALKING OFF AFTERWARDS wow you have some imagination almost frightening ...Nicole. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AngelicAcid Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Someone who uses a penis enlarger to make his cock bigger than 12 inches, and also loves a dildo inside him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 A real MAN is a man that can DROP HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF MATURE HOUSE WIVES :drag: :drag: :kiss: AND SLAP HIS DICK 10 TIMES OFF HIS BELLY and then DO THE NAKED CONGA WHILE MOONWALKING OFF AFTERWARDS You are f*****g mental my friend, fair play! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 A real MAN is a man that can DROP HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF MATURE HOUSE WIVES :drag: :drag: :kiss: AND SLAP HIS DICK 10 TIMES OFF HIS BELLY and then DO THE NAKED CONGA WHILE MOONWALKING OFF AFTERWARDS wow you have some imagination almost frightening ...Nicole. CHEERS Mochara it works a TREAT on a FRIDAY NIGHT after the LOCAL PUBS HAVE FINNISHED lol And if that DONT WORK the good old SEE WHAT SHAPES YOU CAN MAKE OUT OF IT WORKS :tongue4: RABBIT SHAPES NORMALY WORK GOOD or the GOOD OLD TWISTED FERRET changed my mind your imagination isnt ALMOST frightening, it IS very........very frightening ...Nicole. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 A real MAN is a man that can DROP HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF MATURE HOUSE WIVES :drag: :drag: :kiss: AND SLAP HIS DICK 10 TIMES OFF HIS BELLY and then DO THE NAKED CONGA WHILE MOONWALKING OFF AFTERWARDS wow you have some imagination almost frightening ...Nicole. CHEERS Mochara it works a TREAT on a FRIDAY NIGHT after the LOCAL PUBS HAVE FINNISHED lol And if that DONT WORK the good old SEE WHAT SHAPES YOU CAN MAKE OUT OF IT WORKS :tongue4: RABBIT SHAPES NORMALY WORK GOOD or the GOOD OLD TWISTED FERRET Good old twisted ferret I'd have went with the "One Eyed Womb Ferret" myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runforyourlife 361 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Aman is a man when he can walk talk along the promanard....... a man is a man when he can jack off in the high street with out being seen.. he can also walk into a swingers club, and not mind when another man enters him from behind.. When you catch your woman in bed with another woman, and dont say, wow, my ultimate fantasy.... And if a woman desided to urinate on your face while your a sleep, and you manage not to drown.... and finally, a man is aman when he can look at a horse stood in a filed with a large hard on, and not get one himself... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Someone who, gives without thinking, is not afraid to admitt when they are wrong.... or have done wrong, Who can be a shoulder to lean on when times are difficult for the other sex.... sensitive, Does not need to be seen as strong all the time, not afraid to show emotion. And totally trustworthy in any situation, Wiliing to ly down their life for the one they love, or others in distress.. This i believe is the true meaning of a man. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 (edited) Edited May 30, 2010 by John Keswick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Wow, what a question! Have you entered a competion... I suppose, someone who is honest, fair, respects their partners, keeps a job down, has equal commitment to the children, shares house hold chores, does not hit a woman and has the guts just to walk away to calm down! And to talk to each other about problems, and come to a fair decision. He asked what makes a REAL MAN!!!! Not a f*cking poncey poofter LOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted May 29, 2010 Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Wow, what a question! Have you entered a competion... I suppose, someone who is honest, fair, respects their partners, keeps a job down, has equal commitment to the children, shares house hold chores, does not hit a woman and has the guts just to walk away to calm down! And to talk to each other about problems, and come to a fair decision. He asked what makes a REAL MAN!!!! Not a f*cking poncey poofter LOL. It keeps the woman close indeed ATF. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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