HALTY LAD 92 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Recently went on the lash with an old mate of mine... ended up going to his mothers house where he was staying, i got chattin to his mam and ended up buckin her in the livin room What age was she? Just out of interest... FTB His mother was probably early 50's, and id have been mid 20's but bye christ she was a lively one from what I can rememba, and not too saggy either! Im glad I did it, but it was embarassing as everyone found out, and my friend has never looked at me in the same way since 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slingshot82 32 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Had been out on the lash when I was 17, when I got back home I went upstairs and my mam found me pissing in the bathroom sink, and afterwards I dried my cock on the hand towel . Another time, I came back in and my mam and dad were still downstairs watching telly, sat with them for a short while before heading up to my room. They went to change the channel but couldnt find the controller, well my mam came looking for it and she found me trying to text my girlfriend off it. Kyle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 carnt beat them at that age Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 (edited) Been out for a meal with the missis. Got back, opened front door, fell over. Dogs come flying out to see what da fux going on. Told 'em to kill the missis cos it was all her fault. They went for her big-time. She left that night, divorce took 6 months. Can't blame the lass TBH. Ric Edited May 17, 2010 by RicW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GET THEM OUT (.)(.) 39 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Been out for a meal with the missis. Got back, opened front door, fell over. Dogs come flying out to see what da fux going on. Told 'em to kill the missis cos it was all her fault. They went for her big-time. She left that night, divorce took 6 months. Can't blame the lass TBH. Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 :whistling:I keep waiting to read ...." next thing you know, I was sucking his cock." You wouldn't be able to top that.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 :whistling:I keep waiting to read ...." next thing you know, I was sucking his cock." You wouldn't be able to top that.... Thats a tale for shotgunsniper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUNSNIPER 47 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 :whistling:I keep waiting to read ...." next thing you know, I was sucking his cock." You wouldn't be able to top that.... Thats a tale for shotgunsniper It's does mention something about humanitarianism in his signature ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Best one I heard was when the lads were wrecked one of them went upstairs for a sleep so the others decided to cut the plastic wad and shot out of a cartridge and give him a fright...12 bore going off next to you at 3 O'clock in the morning is never good. Not so much embarrasing as down right feckin dangerous FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Buch 145 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I always get naked for some reason when i get home like cloths off at the front door pretty much. I got in on one christmas eve and went upstairs and sat talking to my mums old mate for about 15 mins. I didnt get up untill christmas dinner time that day and boy was that and awkward scoff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
michaelw5753 0 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 i once got home to muy mum and spoke to her for a bit then went to bed, 15 minutes later i got up went down stairs and peed in the wash basket in the pantry. was in trouble the next day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,013 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 went on stag night (not mine), and ended up stark bollock naked in a pub full of people. Got home next day, black+blue, cut face+bruised ribs. I think i must have upset some feckers. Another night went to nightclub, started dancing on top of tables, bouncers threw me out , and didnt go to work for 3 days feckin sore , thank feck i cooled it it was killing me What I find more dis-concerting than the rabbits being caught this time of year is that people feel the need to post it on here.I could go out today and do double figures easily with a terrier and if I did I wouldn't feel the need to broadcast it like a teenager or somebody looking for a ego boost. Some people must lead some lonely lives if they feel the need to give there ego a rub by catching rabbits in June. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HALTY LAD 92 Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I always get naked for some reason when i get home like cloths off at the front door pretty much. I got in on one christmas eve and went upstairs and sat talking to my mums old mate for about 15 mins. I didnt get up untill christmas dinner time that day and boy was that and awkward scoff. maybe she wanted her stocking filled! :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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