Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 What goes 'click...is that it?...Click..is that it? Click..is that it? A blind person with a rubiks cube Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 What goes 'click...is that it?...Click..is that it? Click..is that it? A blind person with a rubiks cube mmmmmm battle of the jokes............ Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom. "Holy F**k" she screams "And YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb...!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says 'Show me it's true what they say about black men'... So he mugged her and nicked her purse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 What goes 'click...is that it?...Click..is that it? Click..is that it? A blind person with a rubiks cube mmmmmm battle of the jokes............ Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagain. What do you get if you cross Pete Doherty with Bill Oddie? A quack addict Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Why can you always win a race against Micheal Jackson? Cause he likes to come in a little behind! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'. His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gav22 24 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 tom visits dave whos laid up at home with a broken leg dave says me feet are freezing mate can you nip upstairs and get my slippers no probs says tom tom goes upstairs and daves stunning 19 year old twin daughters are sitting on their bed dave says hello girls your dad sent me to shag you two f**k off you liar they say ill prove it said tom and he shouts downstairs both of them dave; of course whats the point of fuc*ing one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Jeremy Beadle has a small penis..........saying that, on the other hand its quite big! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger De Courcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted! What do you call a chav in a box? Innit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather was a frequent visitor to the East End during the dark days of the blitz, but he was never hailed as a hero by the people of London . That's because he flew Heinkel bombers for the Luftwaffe. Werner Hoffman, Munich Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Why do they call it the wonderbra? Cause when she takes it off you'll 'wonder' where her tits went? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 What do women and clouds have in common? Eventually they piss off and its a nice day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest stewie Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He screeches to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?†The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.†There is a silence, followed by a deafening gunshot blast. “Ok,†the hunter says. “Now what?†Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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