salclalin 240 Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I've Just Received this off a Mate. Durex's New Slogan. 1 Cover your Stump before you Hump. 2 Don't be a Loner Cover your Boner. 3 If you think she's Spunky Cover your Monkey. 4 Don't be a Fool cover your Tool. 5 Wrap your Bait before you Mate. 6 Plug your Funnel then Enter the Tunnel. 7 Package your Meat for a Real Nice Treat. 8 Wrap your Wanger before you Bang Her. 9 If your Nude cover your Tube. 10 Cover your Diddle then Fiddle her Middle. Did you Know that this Text Message cost 12p. This could have Fed a Muslim in Afghanistan for a whole Day.Send this to 7 of your Mates and Starve the C--t For a Week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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