david2363 42 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 A man is taking a walk in Hyde park in London. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave Londoner saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a Londoner!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave Brit saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not a Brit!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Pakistani !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent English dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dosser 52 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Doubt it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lee85 44 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Just been to my first muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but f**k me the pass the parcel was quick!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 There's an old saying: An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But nowadays most doctors seem to be muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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LilMissLurcher 2 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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