Proof that the world is NUTS

[Phantom 631]

Proof That The World Is Nuts

 

 

 

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than 'going blind!')

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

(Is this a great country or what?

Well,.... not as great as Guam !)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ???)

(Did our government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet..

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam !!!!!!

 

Phantom

[venomviper 129]

tony me old mate

were do you find these things from buddy ?

it does make you wonder though

 

shay

[Dakaras 3]

Genius

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Hi Tony.

 

Brilliant mate, some wierd shat going on in the world

Enjoyed the read, very good

 

Dont forget our post card

 

 

Bill.

[stealthy1 3,964]

Was it raining in Hull yesterday morning mate

[Phantom 631]

Dunno, Stealthy bud.

 

I'm in Guam on a work visa

 

Phantom

[stealthy1 3,964]

Dunno, Stealthy bud.

 

I'm in Guam on a work visa

 

Phantom

 

 

Must be raining there too then mate

[jay2k123 2]

ha ha brilliant made me smile so cant be bad

[gurtwurz 792]

see you in guam then phantom!!

 

all the best, wurz

[ArchieHood 3,692]

Strange and worrying, all the flights to Lebanon are fully booked .Must be THL mods summer trip

[Phantom 631]

Strange and worrying, all the flights to Lebanon are fully booked .Must be THL mods summer trip

 

Corker Archie, absolute Classic.

 

:notworthy:

 

Phantom