dave1372 83 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 (edited) Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK You spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office @ PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for. @ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON You get time off for good behaviour @ WORK You get more work for Good behaviour @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON You get your own toilet @ WORK You have to share the toilet with other people @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK They are called managers Edited April 17, 2010 by dave1372 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 thiink il gp rob a bank after reading that win win situation,if i get away with it im rich ,get caught il still be livin better then i am now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colint5 47 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 and you wouldnt have to go looking for a ride.... it comes looking for you.. ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
higgins 75 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 work is none other than legalised slave labour,no better than prison,i have often thought that governments create criminals so they can generate revenue,anyway i plan to retire permanently shortly,opting out of the system so to speak,but if i ever hit hard times i will no doubt commit a 'crime',a fairly common sort of crime just so i could have a roof over my head and some meals, Higgins. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulredtop 8 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 work chat up the ladys prison become someones bitch an get bummed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cajunrules 8 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 PRISON: You get regular sex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CorkyJohn 808 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Aye, if only it was that easy. I wonder do the folk who haven't been so fortunate to have a spell really believe it's a walk in the park? If so you're f*****g deluded. Only once did I hear of anyone caught shagging another bloke & the next day his head was used as a football, 2 black blokes it was & only one was an obvious mincer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cajunrules 8 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Aye, if only it was that easy. I wonder do the folk who haven't been so fortunate to have a spell really believe it's a walk in the park? If so you're f*****g deluded. Only once did I hear of anyone caught shagging another bloke & the next day his head was used as a football, 2 black blokes it was & only one was an obvious mincer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whin 463 Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 do a summer a winter and tel me its great ,fair enough had some laughs but ,if you have money a good life not he place to be ,did get abit ferreting in an open establishment once i was of the danger list lol ,not the best of places for men or woman ,yo hear than wind wistling you wanting to get out with the dogs m you here the rain you cant set a net, or in good ays you could be earning good money ,not a place to go, but not a place i fear ,all i all it makes you ore clever to the british establishment and how it works in your favour at times ,all these young jumkies in and out a waste of a life , keep getting caut for stealing al the time etc , i no afew thats been in for poaching fish etc not paying fines ,but its not the best place to be if you have money and a good decent life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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