washing lines

[JohnGalway 1,043]

Washing lines are an outrage, a blight on the countryside. I don't want or need to see skidmarked Y fronts fluttering in a summer breeze. I don't need to know the colour of your undergarments either. Ban them I say, an affront to civilized people all over.

 

What do you do with your skidmarked y fronts then?

 

I buy a new pair with designer skidmarks once a month, whether I need them or not. If I can't get to civilisation to do that, I hide them in your washing basket

[JohnGalway 1,043]

Washing lines are an outrage, a blight on the countryside. I don't want or need to see skidmarked Y fronts fluttering in a summer breeze. I don't need to know the colour of your undergarments either. Ban them I say, an affront to civilized people all over.

 

Wouldnt suprise me if this was in Labours election manfestio

 

Actually, they're considering banning the watching of paint drying, or grass growing. The belief is that Gordons TV ratings would soar as these two pleasurable activities would be removed and people would naturally drift back to TV la-la land. Family members all over the UK will be recruited and encouraged to inform on other members if they're caught flouting these new laws.

 

Personally, I think the Irish should re-instate the long lost custom of raiding the West British coastline. Not only would this relieve the boredom of the endless Labour propaganda, but it may well rescue the Welsh, who are really Irish but couldn't swim, as we all well know.

Edited April 17, 2010 by JohnGalway

[runforyourlife 361]

Washing lines are an outrage, a blight on the countryside. I don't want or need to see skidmarked Y fronts fluttering in a summer breeze. I don't need to know the colour of your undergarments either. Ban them I say, an affront to civilized people all over.

 

Wouldnt suprise me if this was in Labours election manfestio

 

Actually, they're considering banning the watching of paint drying, or grass growing. The belief is that Gordons TV ratings would soar as these two pleasurable activities would be removed and people would naturally drift back to TV la-la land. Family members all over the UK will be recruited and encouraged to inform on other members if they're caught flouting these new laws.

 

Personally, I think the Irish should re-instate the long lost custom of raiding the West British coastline. Not only would this relieve the boredom of the endless Labour propaganda, but it may well rescue the Welsh, who are really Irish but couldn't swim, as we all well know.

 

But why would you want to rescue the welsh in the first place...