Lee85 44 Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 I was best man at a Muslim wedding and I was asked to toast the happy couple........ I knew my flame thrower would come in handy sooner or later. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Just been to my first muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but f**k me the pass the parcel was quick!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 British weather: it's just like a muslim- either Sunni or Shi'ite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 A muslim was saying to me today, "If the whole world was muslim then there would be no swine flu because we don't eat pork". I replied, "yes, and if the whole world was Atheist the twin towers would still exist". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted April 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 In thirty-five years, not once have I seen a muslim man drink ten pints of lager and then pick a fight with a random stranger. Similarly, I’ve never seen a muslim woman flash her tits in public, or lift up her burkha to piss in the street. It’s about time they learned to f*****g integrate. --------------------------------------------------------------- Say what you like about muslim women, they make brilliant bee keepers. ------------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call a drunken muslim? Mohammered. ------------------------------------------------- After it emerged that a man locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and inflicted beatings and rape, the world reacted with shock upon hearing the news. All except the muslim community who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. --------------------------------------------------------------- I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"? Apparently, "Because he is a f*****g paki," is not a suitable answer ---------------------------------------------------------------------- So it's estimated that bnp will receive 20% of the votes. Must be every English person in the country ---------------------------------------------------------------------- To celebrate Evel Knievel's life, bnp leader Nick Griffin has agreed to try to jump 100 Muslims in a double Decker bus ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billyayling 3 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 A pharmasist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?"he asked his assistant."He came in 4 cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.""U f*****g idiot" said the chemist "U can't treat a cough with laxatives""Of course u can" the assistant replied"Look at him,he daren't f*****g cough now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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