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My Resimay

 

To hoom it mae cunsern,

 

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

 

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

 

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

 

I no my spelling is not too good.

 

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

 

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

 

Sinseerly,

 

Tiffanny

 

 

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

 

I sent a pickture of me..................

 

 

 

 

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My response:......

 

 

Dear Tiffany,

 

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

 

See you Monday . Arch :tongue4:

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My Resimay

 

To hoom it mae cunsern,

 

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

 

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

 

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

 

I no my spelling is not too good.

 

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

 

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

 

Sinseerly,

 

Tiffanny

 

 

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

 

I sent a pickture of me..................

 

 

 

 

post-31547-127135355478_thumb.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

My response:......

 

 

Dear Tiffany,

 

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

 

See you Monday . Arch :tongue4:

I disn't know that the X missus SGS had moved to the UK ......:wankerzo4:

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ok before we go anyfurther,bend over the table and spell bedroom.she starts....''b...e...d...r...oooohh...oooooh.......mmmmmm....mmmmmmmm''.oh yeah definitely hired :clapper:

 

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