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I accidentally knocked over an old partially blind woman on my bike when I was about 15, if that counts. :( She stepped out in front of me and I didn't see her until it was too late. Lucky I wasn't going too fast, she was fine after I picked her back up off the deck!

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yes i knocked a bloke down some 10 years ago on xmas eve about 11.30pm he was out cold and i rang police and ambulance it was blue lights and all off to the hospital... 3 times i rang the police before they told me to move my car and come to the police station if i wanted to.. which i did... i didn't want them come for me and say i left the scene of an accident ( by the way the piss head walked out on me )..... i asked to do a breathalyser just as proof that i had not touched a drop...the copper leaned over the counter and sniffed and said heres a producer for your license and stuff go home and enjoy xmas.... at 1am i was at my local nick producing my doc's to a gobsmacked copper asking me if i was normal and why i wasn't at home celebrating xmas...(all i wanted was to know if i had killed this old pissed up idiot or not and were the law gonna come looking for me and suspect i was a drink driver) as for the help of the law ... no chance fecking useless

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local lad was rotton drunk and hit an old man crossing the road to go to mass then in his haste to get away crashed into the back of a car with a family in in ;- young kid had a broken arm and the dad a broken nose and their dog was in car as well and had to be pts as it had bad internal injurys, scum got off with it, he played a sob story that he thought he only hit a dog and got a suspended sentance, hes a real spineless f****r. :thumbdown:

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Sorry Bedrock mate :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface::laugh:

 

It would of been funny if it didnt hurt so mutch :laugh:

It was like something off youve been framed the crazy jock moped man lost control and his wobbly moped smashed into the side of me. No serious damage done though just a couple of bruises and some gravel stuck in my arse and back. :D:drink:

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Sorry Bedrock mate :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface::laugh:

 

It would of been funny if it didn’t hurt so mutch :laugh:

It was like something off you’ve been framed the crazy jock moped man lost control and his wobbly moped smashed into the side of me. No serious damage done though just a couple of bruises and some gravel stuck in my arse and back. :D:drink:

 

Me mate spent hours in casualty in ibiza after riding pissed up of a harbour wall onto rock sending a moped handle bar straight throu his wrist lol silly c**t thought he wa evil kenevil :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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On me way to work, about 10 to 6am, on me 600 Kwak. No rush, staying legal. Milk man decides to save some time by nipping across the road. This is illegal, against Co-Op rules and VERY SILLY. I hit the poor guy right between the legs OUCH. I went over the bars totalled the bike and got covered in milk. And glass, bits of milk crate and blood, and broke me collar bone. He got a broken hip,broken arm and "severe bruising". He later said that he "forgave me". Cheeky twot.

 

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Was just wondering, has anybody on here ever knocked anybody over? with either a car/van/bike etc? And was it accident or done on purpose?

THATS A REALLY STRANGE QUESTION TO ASK....BUT STRANGELY ENOUGH YESTERDAY EVENING WHILST DRIVING DOWN A MAIN ROAD I FELT/HEARD A HEAVY BANG ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR,WHEN I LOOKED IN MY MIRRORS I SAW A MOTORBIKE TRAVELING DOWN THE ROAD WITH NO ONE ON IT,,,OBVIOUSLY I THOUGHT WHAT THE FUKE WAS GOING ON ,A COUPLE OF SECONDS LATER A YOUNG WEST INDIAN LAD LANDS ON MY BONNET,,,AH ITS OBVIOUS NOW...ASKED IF LADS OK..HE IS..NO NUMBER PLATE ON BIKE..ITS STOLEN...A FEW POLITE WORDS LATER HE STUMPS CASH UP FOR DAMAGE AND A BIT EXTRA FOR MY TIME,I THOUGHT WHAT A GOOD RESULT,,I,M NO RACIST BUT YOU COULD MAKE A VERY GOOD LIVING AROUND HEAR KNOCKING THEM OVER.

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when i was about 19 or 20 coming home from me girl freinds house i hit a kid off his bike the car in front of me went to pull out then stopped i nearly hit the car. the car pulled out so i was next looked left then right nothing then pulled out and bang big fat rolly polly lad goes across my bonet with a look of shock in his face i shit a brick just didnt see him then the couple of people in thte car infront of me came running over shouting we see the whole thing the lad was pulling a wheely up the pavment came off the kerb and straight into my car i had no chance of seeing him his lights were up in the air as soon as the lad got up he put his hands in his pockets and the first words were you bust my fags you c**t i wanted to rip the lads head off he had broke my no plate spot light and bumper plus dented me bonet. i went to the police and told what had happened didnt want to get done for hit and run they swab tested me for drugs brethalised me and sent me on my way 2 days later the lads dad comes round appologises and pays for the repairs (result) needles to say when the lad see's me know he just keeps well out me way.

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or done on purpose?

 

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I ran myself over when i was a kid. Racing my step bro on our bikes and there was a parked car i nthe road ahead and a car speeding towards us from behind, not fancying the car behind hitting me i was telling my step bro to get o nthe path so i could do the same, and not wanting to loose the race i didnt think about using my brakes. He didnt move over and i went straight over the roof of the parked car. It was something off tele, im glad nobody had a vid cam or i would be on you've been framed by now :icon_redface::icon_redface:

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