nod 285 Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100," she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No" she says. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. "I pay you $300." "No," she says. "I pay you $400." "No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style." She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?" So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?" The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government." AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS , IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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fatdog 9 Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 10/10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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the fezz 44 Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
farmerkev09 105 Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 brill pal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jonnytraff 8 Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 cracker mate funny but true ATB jon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 just spat weeetabix all over my laptop , you twat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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tb25 4,627 Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 funny as that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Spot on made me laugh lol Great one and true!. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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